Album Rating: 4.5

Goat milk is actually good.

Album Rating: 4.0

Only if Satan milked it.

Album Rating: 4.5

Nah, just me and my brother at 6 in the morning.



They're fun to ride as well.

Album Rating: 4.0

You amish?

Album Rating: 4.5

I Emish

Album Rating: 4.0

Nicely played, sir. I salute you.



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Album Rating: 4.5

BECAUSE WE SHUN FANCY THINGS LIKE ELECTRICITY

Album Rating: 4.0

AT 4:30 IN THE MORNING I'M MILKING COWS

JEBEDIAH FEEDS THE CHICKEN AND JACOB PLOWS

Album Rating: 4.5

FOOL

I'VE BEEN WORKING AND PLOWING SO LONG THAT

EVEN EZEKIEL THINKS THAT MY MIND IS GONE

Album Rating: 4.0

I'M A MAN OF THE LAND

I'M INTO DISCUPLINE

GOT A BILBE IN MY HAND

AND A BEAR ON MY CHIN



BUT IF I FINISH ALL OF MY CHORES AND YOU FINISH THINE

THEN TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S 1699

I don't care okay Ezekiel just put it all back in there. You don't know my brother okay, he's gonna fuck my ass with a roll of quarters!

Album Rating: 4.5

WE BEEN SPENDING MOST OUR LIVES

LIVING IN AN AMISH PARADISE



I'VE CHURNED BUTTER ONCE OR TWICE

LIVING IN AN AMISH PARADISE



IT'S HARD WORK AND SACRIFICE

LIVING IN AN AMISH PARADISE



WE SELL QUILTS AT DISCOUNT PRICE!

LIVING IN AN AMISH PARADISE

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