does qwe count as a virgin even without his butt virginity.

because i took that a while ago

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ahh that's right you gave me a picture of what you left it and now I'm using it as my avatar

hell yeah i used the weapon of ass destruction in my pants it was intense

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mmmm assplosions

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a 9.6 earthquake in the richter scale from the room

first time we did it was Haiti but that didn't turn out so great so we promised not to ever again, but then we were in Chile and things got so carried away sfsdlfls

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I remember that time in 2004 I did it with someone special near the Indian Ocean

you must have put some serious force behind that, I could feel the vibrations all the way over here

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I didn't use protection that time

surprised you didn't drown

Gardevoir

honestly the only pokemon I can remember from the new pokemans. Bitch took so long to find/evolve

no it didn't wtf

you just caught a Ralts really early and then level it up

yeah but it was like an abra. kept teleporting and all that.

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gotta catch 'em all

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err do you mean std's? cuz there seems to be a lot of buttsex goin on

catch em with a glove

syphilis

home run!