The Contortionist Language
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Tundra
March 2nd 2020


10737 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

INTEGRATIOOOOOONN, IT HAS BEGUUUUUN

INTUIIITIOOOON, COMBINED WITH OURRR CALCULAAATIOOOOONS

bloc
March 2nd 2020


70880 Comments


Man this band sucks at writing lyrics

Source
March 2nd 2020


19917 Comments


and songs

Prancer
March 2nd 2020


1652 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

ebbandflowebbandflowebbandflowebbandflowebbandflowebbandflowebbandflowebbandflow

bloc
March 2nd 2020


70880 Comments


Looks like they read the first chapter of a grade 10 physics textbook and strung the first word of every sentence as their song lyrics

Spec
May 1st 2020


41423 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

hehe

mrdogthrow
May 1st 2020


2175 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

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bigweinerdon
May 1st 2020


2907 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

integration is a fuckin 12/10 song

AnimalsAsSummit
May 1st 2020


6198 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Sometimes so goofy I can't help but love. This is one of those cases.

sizeofanocean
May 3rd 2020


3757 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

The lyrics on Clairvoyant are mostly non-reliant on physics metaphors and are very introspective and thoughtful, especially with Michael's understated yet emotional delivery

BenThatsMyJamin
May 13th 2020


4020 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

"Looks like they read the first chapter of a grade 10 physics textbook and strung the first word of every sentence as their song lyrics"



Haha agreed except more like 'metaphysics for dummies'... the Alan Watts sample at the end of the Parable is cringe



Song slaps tho

bloc
May 13th 2020


70880 Comments


That song is one of the best on here agreed

EphemeralEternity
May 14th 2020


4937 Comments


why is this album so funny

Relinquished
May 14th 2020


50089 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

cuz the music sounds fine yet for the most part essentially it's trying way too hard

EphemeralEternity
May 14th 2020


4937 Comments


It sounds like a band being forced at gunpoint to write a prog metal album

at 1:21 in integration I just see ron burgundy playing his flute and its extremely amusing

Ziggity
May 14th 2020


1298 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Ebbs and flows hard

bigweinerdon
May 14th 2020


2907 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

album completely rips

EphemeralEternity
May 14th 2020


4937 Comments


hmm ill try listening on DMT whilst reading steven hawking's the theory of everything and see if my appraisal changes..
No i actually can't hate this album and that's what pisses me off

BenThatsMyJamin
May 15th 2020


4020 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

"It sounds like a band being forced at gunpoint to write a prog metal album"



Lol so true.



It is a good album but yh just tries so hard to be mature and cerebral, and in doing so loses all the energy and unpredictability their early stuff had. Language, Primordial Sound and the Parable are all really cool but I can take or leave the rest.

Mongi123
May 15th 2020


22443 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Some of the shit said here are some of the most absurd criticisms ever.



Told to write a prog album at gun point like what???



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