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Pyosisified
December 27th 2010


2450 Comments


k this thread has been officially gayed up now, im outta here

KILL
December 27th 2010


81582 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

but dude



i seek the loving warmth of your anus

AngelofDeath
Emeritus
December 27th 2010


16307 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Someone needs a sphincter hug.

foreverendeared
December 27th 2010


14746 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Is it possible to hug a sphincter?

Inveigh
December 27th 2010


27033 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

sure, if you remove it from the rest of the body

Megadeth
December 27th 2010


934 Comments


grate album


Defeater
December 27th 2010


5780 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

but dude



i seek the loving warmth of your anus




I lul'd

foreverendeared
December 27th 2010


14746 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

but that would hurt and then the hug wouldn't be comforting at all

ShadowRemains
December 27th 2010


28713 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

what the fuck happened here?

BigHans
December 27th 2010


30959 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

had some fun

ShadowRemains
December 27th 2010


28713 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Album Rating: 2.5




oh dear



McCopper
December 27th 2010


1367 Comments


but dude

i seek the loving warmth of your anus

I smiled

BigTuna
December 28th 2010


6009 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

This review is absent of any understanding of what TSO and it's members are all about. This album is a story of love, tragedy, and redemption. It is not about the joyous season - it is about the paths in life we take and how we redeem ourselves from our less than proud moments in life.



Fun? Well, I guess not - it is a departure from the Christmas music fun they have displayed in the past, but it has a much different purpose as well.



I bought this on Tuesday (release day). I went home, sat in my recording studio, told everyone to leave me alone for a few hours. By the time it was over, I had cried, smiled, and gave thought to some of my own past actions, some with pride, some with shame. The emotional reaction, may have been uncomfortable at times, but it was most definitely strong. This is not a fun story, but so often in life, the fun just isn't present.



I agree about Believe. I do much prefer Jon Oliva's original recording of that tune. But it's nice to re-introduce it to a legion of fans who will likely not buy a copy of Streets.



If you are a genuine TSO Fan, and have seen the past works of TSO and Savatage as a whole body of work, I think you will enjoy this album very much. It is not a "Fun" story, but it is a very hopeful one.



No magic to be found? Anytime John Oliva and Paul O'Neill step into the same room there is magic to be found. This is not an album, it is an experience.



All I ask of you, is believe...



KILL
December 28th 2010


81582 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

so anyway



CROWN OF



WWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

AngelofDeath
Emeritus
December 28th 2010


16307 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Is it possible to hug a sphincter?




Nah, I meant a hug from a sphincter. Around the bell end.

Pyosisified
December 28th 2010


2450 Comments


when listening to this album, anything is possible

BigTuna
December 28th 2010


6009 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

all I ask of you is believe



Pyosisified
December 28th 2010


2450 Comments


yea about that story - csb tl;dr

ShoeSoup
January 11th 2011


782 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

unghh dead ungh dru puuuung uh gruh yuh duh dnuuuugh

ShoeSoup
January 11th 2011


782 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

lord worm... no other



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