Album Rating: 1.0

park is a tool fan? disgraceful

Album Rating: 2.6 | Sound Off

they're everywhere

Album Rating: 1.0

the vermin

I sill haven’t figured out a way to make it through the entirety of this album...

listen to gorguts instead

Album Rating: 1.0

'I sill haven’t figured out a way to make it through the entirety of this album...'

Turn the sound off.

listen to metal machine music

Album Rating: 1.0

to be fair it IS tricky to digest this in one sitting, especially for mere mortals. I suggest generous helpings of ketchup.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Tool. The lyrics are extremely complex and without a solid grasp of the Fibonacci sequence most of the words will go over a typical listener's head. There's also Tool's uncommon time signatures which is deftly woven into their characterization - Maynard's personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these songs, to realize that they're not just music- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Tool truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Maynard's famous song "Hooker With A Penis, " which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Maynard James Keenan's genius unfolds itself on their record players. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have an Ænima tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Yes, Gorguts. Sure thing.

Album Rating: 3.5

If anything, at least Tool provides a solid group of users who mock Tool fans, that an indifferent enlightened being can use as an example of a lower state of consciousness.

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Tool. The lyrics are extremely complex and without a solid grasp of the Fibonacci sequence most of the words will go over a typical listener's head. There's also Tool's uncommon time signatures which is deftly woven into their characterization - Maynard's personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these songs, to realize that they're not just music- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Tool truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Maynard's famous song "Hooker With A Penis, " which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Maynard James Keenan's genius unfolds itself on their record players. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have an Ænima tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand."

ahh, takes me back to 9th grade

Album Rating: 3.5

Those good ol days of smoking synthetic weed and blasting Third Eye when mum went out

I fking love red wine

Album Rating: 4.5

Fuck everybody, this album rules hard face.

Hello darkness my old friend...

Album Rating: 3.5

You're telling us

the green day of metal

Album Rating: 2.0

fuck ya they're coming back to my city in June after only 3 years

Album Rating: 5.0

Incredible album. Best American musical group of all time.