Behemoth The Satanist
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GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
February 27th 2017


6263 Comments


I keep thinking your new avi is Biebs w/ a mullet. Not even joking.

FullOfSounds
February 27th 2017


15821 Comments


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EphemeralEternity
February 27th 2017


4937 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

it's his better looking aussie cousin

GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
February 27th 2017


6263 Comments


Funny cause you said you were like 6'3"/210 or some ish which is totally not conveyed in that pic.

EphemeralEternity
February 27th 2017


4937 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

well the pic is circa 2011 when I was around 16 and had never set foot in a gym. I haven't had a mullet in years and not planning on one in the near future. I made my gains from 2013- start of 2016 , at my very peak i was 235 but i'm down to round 200 now because i'm riddled with injuries so i'm only working out once or twice a week and not taking any supps. in fact ill prob need shoulder surgery but i'm just delaying because it's like 9 months of rehab which terrifies me

InFlamesWeThrash666
March 16th 2017


10625 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

VOICE OF AN AEON

Orb
March 16th 2017


9638 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

ANGELUUUUS



SATANIIIIIII



Shadowmire
March 16th 2017


6660 Comments


cool album

EphemeralEternity
March 16th 2017


4937 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I RAPED AND RAPED AND RAPED THE DAUGHTERS OF ZION! (figuratively)

Orb
March 20th 2017


9638 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Thing that really gets to me about this band is how long it actually took them to make something this good. This is by far their best album.

EphemeralEternity
March 20th 2017


4937 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I think cancer was the catalyst

zaruyache
March 20th 2017


28648 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

cancer, blasphemy charges, losing his pop star girlfriend

Orb
March 20th 2017


9638 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

True yeah lol id start making good music too.



"This next album is gonna score me an even hotter pop-star girlfriend!! Good riddance hoe!!"

zaruyache
March 20th 2017


28648 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

lol he already got a freaking book deal out of it. He's a celebrity in Poland anyway.

Orb
March 20th 2017


9638 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I always forget metal bands can get legit famous in other countries.

DikkoZinner
March 24th 2017


5370 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

The black sun never sets

Essence
April 11th 2017


6813 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

kinda wrote these guys off after apostasy and hearing snippets of evang, but this is really really good

50iL
April 11th 2017


5398 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Yeah, phenomenal effort

ScuroFantasma
Emeritus
April 11th 2017


12993 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Apostasy rules though





EphemeralEternity
April 11th 2017


4937 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

kinda don't like the fact Nerg had a pop star gf and is celebrated tbh I want him to live like a legit warlock



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