kinda a lot

kris I am disappoint.

don't make get the 9 iron tyler

*cowers*

yea boiii

Album Rating: 4.5

I don't know if we can be bros anymore.

this is kinda really average

Mmm pumpkins

mmm pumpkintits

Album Rating: 4.5

Thtop thlobbering over my tiths.

It would be better if she had pumpkin pie on her tits instead.

Album Rating: 2.0

okay so you're tuning this hot chick named la dispute right? she's an absolute babe and encompasses everything you've ever looked for in a woman; she's capable of those quiet, emotional moments but also looks so cute when she gets feisty! as any sane man would, you ask her out on a date and things just move forward from there. you take la dispute out to restaurants, go with her to the cinemas and drive down the coast on roadtrips. you're really hitting it off with this woman! but one night after playing some minigolf down on the local strip, you find yourself in the bedroom with your lovely lady. she's standing at the end of the bed, slowly undressing as you lay back on the pillows feeling aroused. la dispute slowly pulls down her lacey lingerie, tantilising you... until you gag in disgust as a huge hairy penis flops out of its underwear. it turns out la dispute had been tricking you; he was really just a fucking transvestite suffering bipolar that had somehow infatuated you with his instant appeal and managed to cover up his true, less appealing and shallow identity (along with his ballsack) with cunning trickery and superimposed depth.

Album Rating: 4.5

Hmph.

Album Rating: 2.5

Interesting analogy tombits, make it your soundoff.

tombits do you have a blog that i can subscribe to or something? fuck.

Album Rating: 3.5

tl;dr

Album Rating: 2.0

maybe i should start one climatic so i can write about transvestites on a more regular basis.

Album Rating: 4.5

Burrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnn.

Album Rating: 2.0

but chan you are in fact the incorrect one in this debacle.

Album Rating: 4.5

Freezerburn?