yikes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmM7mVIXUok

Album Rating: 1.0

best meme band

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Tool. The lyrics are extremely complex and without a solid grasp of the Fibonacci sequence most of the words will go over a typical listener's head. There's also Tool's uncommon time signatures which is deftly woven into their characterization - Maynard's personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these songs, to realize that they're not just music- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Tool truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Maynard's famous song "Hooker With A Penis, " which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Maynard James Keenan's genius unfolds itself on their record players. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have an Ænima tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Album Rating: 2.6 | Sound Off

one of the best cp

why is no one talking about the fact that tool totally stole the intro in 7empest from King Crimson's "Frame by Frame"?

Album Rating: 5.0

There are only seven melodies, man

why is no one

7 melodies but 7 modes also hot damn

Album Rating: 1.0

don't forget about 7 empests

Album Rating: 1.0

7 Seas of Rhye

Album Rating: 2.6 | Sound Off

7 dwarfs

Album Rating: 5.0

duh that was implied

Seven deadly sins
Seven ways to win
Seven holy paths to hell
And your trip begins
Seven downward slopes
Seven bloodied hopes
Seven are your burning fires
Seven your desires

Album Rating: 3.0

Moonchild is a fucking ace song, nice

Album Rating: 1.0

Vastly superior to anything on here for sure

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with not wanting a woman with a high amount of sexual partners.

I’d rather be with a woman who values sex and who generally has it while in a committed relationship. If a woman slept with a lot of guys then I wouldn’t feel special about sleeping with her, because seemingly it wouldn’t be a big deal to her and a lot of other guys were able to do it.

I’ve seen opinions like mine considered “slut shaming”, but no one seems to criticize the inverse of women not wanting to date guys who are virgins or who have a low amount of sexual partners.

Album Rating: 3.5

but what about the men?

Excuse me, I said no. All right, is this going to get ugly? Because you put it down now or else something ugly happens. Do you understand? You stop now. I'm serious, I'm deadly serious

this is sacred ground please no shitpost