Album Rating: 5.0

“Bruh you have good taste and seem like a cool dude but you're not gonna change Row's mind no matter how many times you post 14 comments in a row so yeah just drop it lmao.” It’s not about changing his mind, it’s about sending a message

Album Rating: 4.0

Cringe

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“yep and all metal 5s / 4.5s plus a few token non-metal entries of course



as expected“

It isn’t my fault metal is the best genre of music. Also you clearly didn’t check my ratings below 4.5 lol

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Death Metal in particular is the best genre of music.

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>It isn’t my fault metal is the best genre of music



wtf is this guy an alt shat out my consciousness when i wasnt looking

Album Rating: 4.5

Cringe [2]

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'Death Metal in particular is the best genre of music.'



lmao good one

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Isn't it?

Thread is approaching gas mask territory

Album Rating: 4.5

'Death Metal in particular is the best genre of music.'



I do agree with this statement.

Album Rating: 5.0

okay enough with the jokes



all these flatulent death metal takes must go

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It's definitely not black metal though that's for sure

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def not

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the best kind of metal is the one that isn't riff-centric so yeah

Album Rating: 3.0

“It isn’t my fault metal is the best genre of music. Also you clearly didn’t check my ratings below 4.5 lol”

why bother? I’d seen enough evidence to support your warped view (i.e. ascended plane theories) despite neglecting dutiful comprehension or understanding of what that represents. It definitely is your ‘fault’ because you have an ability to affect this

Album Rating: 4.0

why listen to death metal when Songs of the Humpback Whale exists

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

"It’s not about changing his mind, it’s about sending a message"



I'm pretty sure you said that totally serious yet for some of us it read as a cringe worthy statement, but you be you my friend.

Gotta love sputnikmusic, I really love the variety inside the metal fandom! This whole convo is making me smile, the passionate defence of music, the people cringing in response, the indifference, the disgust hahaha! Toolcerate threads are officialy a thing.



Btw, Shrines is the only album that touches this in Ulcerate's discog. EiF too maybe...

Album Rating: 4.0

"It’s not about changing his mind, it’s about sending a message"



*lights pile of cash on fire*

Album Rating: 5.0

“why bother? I’d seen enough evidence to support your warped view (i.e. ascended plane theories) despite neglecting dutiful comprehension or understanding of what that represents. It definitely is your ‘fault’ because you have an ability to affect this”

If you aren’t a follower of the theory that Ulcerate are underground lizard moles then frankly you’re just a poser bucko

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Nooo, dammit we needed the pile of cash for begging mx to fix the site