translation: Mastodon was better in their earlier days.

Album Rating: 3.0

phantom be a hick now

Album Rating: 3.5

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Album Rating: 2.5

heyyyyyyyyyyyy i done gone seen that there person picature before somewheres

lol, i love that pic

FOCKIN BOW DOWN

Album Rating: 3.5

Never have been a huge fan of the band, but I respect their musical talents and after a few listens of Crack The Skye... I think it's fairly decent.

Album Rating: 4.5

DaJizzleMan said:

"I agree with the reviewer. Mastodon started out way gooder than they be now in time less. It is funny how band like Mastodon start out good and fizzle out and someone like Nickleback starts out not so good and turns to genius music. There no heart in bands like Mastodon now. In someone like Nickelback you feel the heart and soul squeezing out. even the way Chad Kroger says words like in Photograph where he says "this is where I went to school" but says "school" like "skuu". You feel the heart string."



Good god, are you here plugging Nickleback while bagging on a really great band too? I just saw you badmouthing Merriweather Post Pavillion. Dude. Nickleback sucks. Wait... Are you IN Nickleback or something? If so, I am soooo sorry.... That must suck.

Album Rating: 4.5

Don't feed the troll.

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Nick Greer's review isn't bad, as it represents well one point of view, but shouldn't the featured review be more representative of Crack the Skye's "actual rating? I mean...nearly a thousand ratings that say it's "Excellent" are kind of hard to ignore.

nick greer is staff

also majority opinion lol

Album Rating: 2.5

Least favorite Mastodon ever, bored of it within a month.

Album Rating: 4.5

Awesome stuff. Makes me think of a variation of Dream Theater.

Seriously, the reviewer has the facts right, but his opinion is shot to hell.

I mean, get the deluxe edition and listen to the instrumentals of the songs...purely epic.

This review is bloated.

but for anybody without a Celtic Frost tattoo, do not follow "the wise man's staff / Encased in crystal."

perfectly put, lol, great review. imo the musicianship on this album is probably some of their best work but at times it just felt like his voice was in the way. and yeah the lyrics are quite laughable but sometimes it seems like they meant for it to be like that cuz of how ridiculous they are

Album Rating: 2.5

This review is bloated.

^KA-BOOM

Album Rating: 2.5

was waiting for someone to see that

Album Rating: 4.0

Still a good album

fo sho... a little cheesy at times and somewhat reminiscent of Bloodmountain but i still like riffs and shit and the drums are still pretty great for me

Not a fan of the longer songs on this