Album Rating: 1.0

The real reason it's trending is because people thought it contained the secrets to longer head.

Lol I just realized the end of the album is Head Start

Just another Lifestylez ov da poo-ism

Album Rating: 5.0

I finally showed my gf On Her Majesty's Secret Service and she was actually cool with it, despite being a massive feminist. She especially reacted to Tracy's dad ending an argument with her by knocking her out, going "spare the rod, spoil the child".

Yeah ok, I guess society progressed in certain areas.

But I forgot what a strange note it ends on. Damn. Weird but awesome movie.

Album Rating: 3.0

If you can't enjoy a movie like On Her Majest's Secret Service because it's not progressive enough you should probably kill yourself



The world is too much of a hostile place for people like that anyways

How else are you supposed to end an argument with a woman though

Album Rating: 3.0

By not starting one



Let the fists do the talking amirite

Your avatar = my reaction

Album Rating: 5.0

But we enjoyed it, so no reason for suicide there. Thanks anyway valkoor.

Album Rating: 3.0

I was talking out of principle, not referring to you since you obviously enjoyed it



anyways, you're welcome

Album Rating: 5.0

Cool then I agree

Album Rating: 3.5

“By not starting one







Let the fists do the talking amirite “



The fuck have I walked into

You just never know what to expect when you see this bumped.
The weather
Pokémon
James Bond
Questionable ideologies
Actual Tool-centred conversations
Food

Album Rating: 5.0

You forgot meta-commentary

Oh damn, one of the most important and prevalent ones.

Album Rating: 1.0

Arguments with ‘women’ always end with reluctant caving or a night on the sofa, I jest (sort of). My sample size is admittedly very small. I don’t get into arguments with randoms or work folk etc.

Album Rating: 3.5

“Arguments with ‘women’ always end with reluctant caving or a night on the sofa, I jest (sort of). My sample size is admittedly very small. I don’t get into arguments with randoms or work folk etc.”



And with that in mind, I’m now going to order a takeaway and drink myself into stupidity.



Love you all.

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

It’s been like 5 months and this album is still the most boring thing i’ve experienced in the past decade.

Album Rating: 5.0

Welcome back! Howzit going, my man?

How was your adventure Aeris? It sounded like a nice one!

Album Rating: 3.5

All I can taste is whiskey.