Album Rating: 4.0

Explain/elaborate

Album Rating: 4.5

reverse cowgirl with a finger in the butthole is my ultimate

I'd probably get reported and then banned

Album Rating: 4.0

Sounds exciting

I thought missionaries weren't allowed to have sex?

Buh-dum-ting!

What's up Sputnik, it's ya boi, back with another update.

Album Rating: 5.0

Hooray! Shower us with your gifts, for we are greedy and obedient.

Album Rating: 4.0

Yo Erik dude, what's that about an update ?

Album Rating: 5.0

What a tease

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

He wanted to tell you all that I'm his favourite user. The reason he didn't is because it's obvious.

Album Rating: 4.5

"Viennese oyster



rofl just call it poundin' hard innit"



Google it ;) names have a purpose, you can actually picture it.



Erik: What update ? You're starting a stand up career ?

My update is as follows: you have been updated.

But seriously, I actually got the chance to hang out with Blake and David (separately) over the holidays, and it was damn good seeing both of them. Blake, Frank, and I are still in talks about working on music together, but life has gotten in the way for all of us the past year. I've been constantly writing of course (TOO MANY GOD DAMN RIFFS WHAT DO I DO WITH THEM HEEELLLP), and my goal is to have things finally finished before the end of this year, but don't hold your breathe haha.

As for hanging with David, it felt like old times and like I have one of my close friends back. I'm not saying anything, but I'm also saying everything with this comment and I think I'm being perfectly redundant about what is being said. Yeah.

Egarran - I AM a tease, you're god damn right. The gamr grils love it.

DePlazz - How was my update on a scale of thumbs down to Gold Star?

Dimorphic - Was this ever in question?

Faenrir - I do open mic's every third Thursday that no one shows up to. I'm just not funny. Unlike Sinternet, who is the funniest person alive. I'm pretty sure he is actually "roast king" Jeffery Ross in disguise.

Album Rating: 5.0

Aww that was a nice update. Thank you.



And do a solo album, of course.

Album Rating: 3.5

I was going to award the update a silver star (even though I wasn't asked), but then you made Sinternet seem like a comedic genius and that alone is enough to downgrade it to a steaming turd.



Thanks though, the music playing part was at least welcome.

Album Rating: 2.0

thots on new queen charli album derek?

Album Rating: 5.0

💥BOOM MOTHERFUCKER💥

Album Rating: 1.0

Erik, don't rush releasing anything. Sometimes music is better off delayed. Even if you take another 10 years, I'm sure most people will be cool with that.

Album Rating: 3.5

Speak for yourself, I need these riffs whilst my heart still yearns for it. In a decade's time I'll probably be balls deep in the contemporary afrobeat scene of Burkina Faso.

Album Rating: 4.0

@Erikwithafro in terms of this site, that was a Gold Star update if ever I saw one. Thanks!

How do you feel about Absu disbanding?

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Also, what's your opinion on the coronavirus?



Do you have any good Soufflé recipes?

Album Rating: 5.0

meanie