Album Rating: 2.0

That Facebook post was classic

Album Rating: 2.0

just found this gem from the comments section:



"Fuck those cunts, I don't listen to Black Tongue for there overall metal talent. I listen to it for its INTENDED purpose, being heavy as BALLS .lol if you can't see yourself going full ape shit and clearing house during one of their breakdowns, your Probablly a pussy ha and not to bash on technicality and overall talent in tech/death WHATSOEVER ,cause I like all forms of metal, but it SEEMS like a really pissed off shreddy kid wrote this. XD"

Album Rating: 2.0

Holy shit, found an equally good one:



"Black Tongue is the most manliest badass band on the planet. They are more destructive than black dick. Though I never would have thought that black tongue would be better than black dick."

"im a sucker for objectivity" was a great meme, where did the time go~?

Album Rating: 2.0

@DumbSosaStan: Alright, which user were you back in 2014?

that XD is priceless

Album Rating: 3.5

What the fuck Jac likes Black Tongue woah

Album Rating: 3.0

Coma goes so fucking hard and if it wasn't for that dumbass feature, it would be 10/10

Album Rating: 4.0

This guys really need to release new music I mean AILD beat them to the punch by now

Yeah I finally listened to this 4 years after release and it goes reasonably ham

lol

Album Rating: 3.5

fuck tha cunts

Album Rating: 3.0

unconquerable dark is a fuckin' mastah-piece. Can't wait for new material from these guys.

Album Rating: 1.0

If I make an album feel like one long, boring breakdown can I get a massive core fanbase too?

Album Rating: 3.5

No you've made enough boring music already

Album Rating: 3.0

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