Album Rating: 3.5

From Russia With Tool

mx has a website. Nothing to boast about. You could fill it with homoerotic porn in less than an hour.

Album Rating: 5.0

Site is mostly dudes jerking each other off so I'd say that ship's sailed already

Site is mostly dudes jerking each other off so I'd say that ship's sailed already

Can confirm

sounds like a tool fan club

Sir, it's known as the Tool Shed

Album Rating: 5.0

Sinternet reeks of cum.



Tool haters are often virgins (discounting incest) but I am not judging.

Album Rating: 3.5

Tool haters can’t take Maynard’s dick.

what is this incel chat

Album Rating: 5.0

You probably know better than anyone. Say hi to you masturbation pillow from me.

Album Rating: 5.0

whatever sex is overrated

Album Rating: 3.5

An MJK masturbation pillow would be hilarious.

People chatting sex in a Tool thread tends to mean one thing
and it doesn't involve getting laid

"An MJK masturbation pillow would be hilarious."
The prank potential here is glorious

Album Rating: 5.0

Be honest, J: When was the last time you had sex with another person?

Hmm bout a month and a half ago, so comfortably sooner than the last time I heard this on full. I'm moving country in a couple of months, so probs gonna put a freeze on dating til then
Anyone else got candid content for page 429 of a Tool thread on the internet?

Album Rating: 5.0

Ooh that soon? Then you must supply the candid content.

Album Rating: 3.5

“I'm moving country in a couple of months, so probs gonna put a freeze on dating til then“



Looks like an MJK pillow is in order.

Where are you going Johnny? That could be good page 429 content.

Moving to Japan for a year, so my odds of finding an MJK pillow are probably pretty favourable lmao. I'll take mail order for y'all when I track down a vendor, discount on me