YOU’RE THE REASON FOR THE TEARDROPS ON MY GUITAR!!!
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Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off
I think I would rather have a twitter fan who gets pissed about the 3.5 average than whatever this is
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There is a perfect timeline here
1) Taylor attempts a full 6album rerecord
2) She does this in one studio session to save money for the court cases re. rights to original masters
3) The stress and pressure of maintaining a sufficient rate of production leads her to develop a caffeine addiction
4) In a blurry bean haze, she realises that 50% of her first 6 albums is trash
4a) Owing to aforementioned bean haze she mistakes this for the 50% that's actually kinda good
5) She rerecords these and releases it as a greatest new old hits package
6) Vladimir Putin buys the masters before she can lock them in the box under her bed
7) She moves to Canada and lives in a forest
8) She rerecords Folklore on her iPhone
9) The wind blows
10) It is black metal
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So this is where you hang out
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"4) In a blurry bean haze, she realises that 50% of her first 6 albums is trash"
being a bit frugal with that percentage
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“4) In a blurry bean haze, she realises that 50% of her first 6 albums is trash”
One day, she will mysteriously become silent, and this will be why.
also that’s a bit low
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fuck you pots
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anything above or below 50% and you've gotta be precise, and I'd rather be frugal than actually engage my brain within the taylorverse
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Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off
this man hasn't even heard Pet Sounds, he's a philistine who should not be trusted
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Pretty sure we've all heard the Cadbury ad
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Hi my name is Cole and I know experimental rock albums by Stereo Lab and the Beach Boy that not even JeffreyBig has heard, I am culture
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Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off
lol didn't think you would give it away this soon but ight Jeff
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Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off
50% of each of her first albums being superb is a take I can get behind. Johnny knows.
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Colton: *hears an album with less than 2500 votes on sputnikmusic*
"Is this elitism?!"
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Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off
how many times have you 4'd some blip blop industrial synth grayscale shit with 12 ratings tho
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not a lot
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How many times have you dreamed
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Album Rating: 1.5
I ate a rock once, maybe twice
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*yawns*
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Colton after reading pessimism.
"I'd rather have (insert arbitrary age of fan) whine about (insert arbitrary half-mast whine) on (insert arbitrary social media medium)... Than THIIIS..
Because I'm clearly fkn the kewelestttt
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