Album Rating: 4.5

Contortionists are above clowns, have you seen Cirque Du Soleil

Album Rating: 2.5

Nice. With these newly found skills art and I can snuggle up real tight in the same bag

Album Rating: 2.5

Art is that a copy of A Perfect Circle's Eat the Elephant in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

Album Rating: 4.5

Me snuggling a dude who thinks Crimes is a song? I'd contort right up my own butthole.

Album Rating: 2.5

Songs like Get the Lead Out make Crimes sound like the crowning achievement of musical composition

Album Rating: 4.5

This is still great, but "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish" is so out of place.

Album Rating: 3.0

Oddly enough that’s one of my fav tracks haha

Album Rating: 4.5

It feels like it should be paired with Delicious while DLB should lead into By And Down not Hourglass. I love this album but sometimes it feels like they hit shuffle on the final tracklist.

Album Rating: 3.7 | Sound Off

I find Fish to be better in the context of listening to the whole record than by itself.

Album Rating: 4.5

It could just be track placement, I guess. I just think that going from the sprawling epic of doomed to that sounds super jarring.

Album Rating: 3.0

Maybe as an APC song So Long sucks but as a stand-alone pop track it fucking rules I love it xD

Metallica's load has less stupid cover art than this

Album Rating: 3.5

Btw The Contortionists latest album is much better than this tbh. And i know they are different but many have compared them to APC on their latest effort

Album Rating: 4.5

I like the new Contortionist but this is much better. Apples and oranges though.

Album Rating: 2.5

Yeah that's weird, I would've never thought to compare the two

Album Rating: 4.0

So Long isn’t that bad but, as an APC song, it’s a little jarring.



This is slightly disappointing compared to MDN and 13th Step but is so much better than Emotive.



Eat the Elephant, Disillusioned, By and Down the River, Hourglass and Feathers are fantastic. Rest of the tracks are mediocre to pretty good.

Album Rating: 3.0

The new Contortionist is much better but I’d heardly compare Monochrome Pensive to anything on here. Song writing and style is much more profound than this.

Album Rating: 3.5

The first three songs and "Feathers" are great. I like this but I'm sure the new Tool will be superior.

Album Rating: 4.0

Love Eat the Elephant, Disillusioned, By and Down, Feathers and Hourglass. The rest are pretty good to ok.

Album Rating: 2.5

I gotta commend these guys for distancing themselves from Tool so well. At this point, I wouldn't think to compare them with Tool