The Chariot One Wing
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XingKing
September 21st 2014


16348 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Mama was actually only produced by Del Toro, not directed. Jessica Chastain is one of my celebrity crushes though. Such a babe. Unnnffff

Rowan5215
Emeritus
September 21st 2014


48447 Comments


Shit, really? It looks like such a del Toro film

Rowan5215
Emeritus
September 21st 2014


48447 Comments


I find most of the best horror movies to be that way though; I'm not expecting a realistic, logical movie when I sit down to watch the Shining or anything
The Blair Witch Project, ahh, good times with that movie when I was a child, good times indeed
I will remember, thanks

someguest
September 21st 2014


30519 Comments


dramas >

Tyler.
September 21st 2014


19035 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Horror movies are just jump scare factories now

Rowan5215
Emeritus
September 21st 2014


48447 Comments


It depends on what you're looking for fti. If you want something that makes you look at your own life with a new perspective then sure, realistic horror is fantastic, but sometimes you just want to get lost in a world entirely different to your own

XingKing
September 21st 2014


16348 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

The only recent horror film I truly enjoy is The Descent, otherwise I'll stick with my old school films

Rowan5215
Emeritus
September 21st 2014


48447 Comments


I haven't seen that I guess I should

XingKing
September 21st 2014


16348 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I would say it is easily my favorite horror movie from the 2000's onward

Rowan5215
Emeritus
September 21st 2014


48447 Comments


I'm scared of everything
maybe that's why I like horror movies so much
aight I will check

XingKing
September 21st 2014


16348 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

It's one of the few films that genuinely makes my body feel tense. Also, bonus points for being exclusively females

Rowan5215
Emeritus
September 21st 2014


48447 Comments


No more pesky testosterone messing things up

XingKing
September 21st 2014


16348 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

And no generic and idiotic women who do shit that makes no sense

Rowan5215
Emeritus
September 21st 2014


48447 Comments


I hope you've seen Scream by the way
perfect parody movie

XingKing
September 21st 2014


16348 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I've seen all but the fourth one. I never thought of them as parodies though. wat

Rowan5215
Emeritus
September 21st 2014


48447 Comments


I've only seen the first one dude but come on its so obviously self-referential and it makes fun of so many horror cliches
the characters obviously point out things like "big-breasted girls who can't act who are always running upstairs when they should be running out the front door" and "saying who's there is a death ticket" just before they do them themselves
and there are even rules in-movie to surviving a horror movie, as if all the characters are perfectly aware they're in a horror movie
its brilliant

XingKing
September 21st 2014


16348 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

That's true, but I don't consider it a "parody" but more of a self aware film that can wink at the audience. The people obviously know how shit goes down in films which makes them more knowledgeable and less moronic

Kman418
September 21st 2014


13271 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

resolution is probably top 5 modern horror films and no one really even knows it exists

Artuma
September 21st 2014


32828 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

whoa

osmark86
September 21st 2014


12576 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

easily the best material The Chariot produced and a killer hardcore album.



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