Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

I still have 2 other reviews in the works.

Album Rating: 3.0

I have, let's see... 9 in the works.

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But...Alter Bridge only has 2 albums!

Album Rating: 3.0

That's right Emim, because all I review is ALTER BRIDGE!



Not only that, but every night I pray to the Mark Tremonti idol in the middle of my shrine in my room, praising him and referring to him as "Oh Almighty God of Rock".



Then I IM CreamCrazy, and he's all like "sup". I say "listen to Alter Bridge today?" and he says "yeah. you?", then I say "yeah", then he says "cool", after a long awkward pause the conversation ends, then I start the cycle all over again the next day.

Album Rating: 3.5

Alter Bridge suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

That's right Emim, because all I review is ALTER BRIDGE!



Not only that, but every night I pray to the Mark Tremonti idol in the middle of my shrine in my room, praising him and referring to him as "Oh Almighty God of Rock".



Then I IM CreamCrazy, and he's all like "sup". I say "listen to Alter Bridge today?" and he says "yeah. you?", then I say "yeah", then he says "cool", after a long awkward pause the conversation ends, then I start the cycle all over again the next day.

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Calm down & get back to Emery people.

Album Rating: 5.0

haha everytime i stop by this thread looking to firebomb it away from an emery discussion u guys are arguing about alter bridge...

Album Rating: 3.0

Most of the time it isn't me that starts it either.

This is good, I'm implanting them onto the minds of innocent Sputnikers. Soon they will be listed with Converge, Brand New and Ooooooopeth.

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Hellz yeah, acad!

Album Rating: 3.0

Academy just hit the big 6,000 in this thread, I feel honored.

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

I think I hit both 2000 and 3000 in this thread.

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

But I digress back to the sheer awesomeness that IS Emery.



Why don't you like this, ties?

Album Rating: 3.0

Well, to be serious...



I fairly well liked it, I haven't taken the time to re-evaluate it yet though. The only reason I listened in the first place was because of our shenanigans in this thread.



Eh, screw it, I'll listen again now, I thought it might grow on me after hearing it before.

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

The plan is working...



Muahahahahahahaha...

Album Rating: 3.0

The clean vocals are good, the screams just felt awkward to me, that was my first impression.

Album Rating: 3.5

Academy just hit the big 6,000 in this thread, I feel honored.

I think I hit both 2000 and 3000 in this thread.

Album Rating: 2.0

I'll say it again: the second screamer sounds literally retarded, especially in sections of "Cutthroat Collapse" (like at 22 seconds).

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

I hit your wife too.





Oooooooooohh

Album Rating: 3.5

I murdered my wife.