Album Rating: 1.0

lol I'm picturing the disparity between:



the carefully manicured presentation, lighting, framing, and editing of the band members and their costumes for promo shoots and music videos...



vs



them IRL, smaller than u pictured, on your local stage, fully lit



Anyway, so proud of us all for getting this down to a 3.3

new fuel for the thread

fantano 2/10 review oh boy we gonna eat

Album Rating: 2.0

lol good timing there, Anthony



RYM rating will plummet below a 3 veeeeeery fast

Album Rating: 2.0

This has been a great thread to lurk through. Keep it up.

Album Rating: 3.0

Well while y’all are at it go lower the rating for their last album. It was horrendously boring

Album Rating: 4.0

this shouldn't be lower than that so i guess i support that.

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Hypnosis and Alkaline are my only two takeaways on Tomb

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

it was obvious fantano would not like he does not like djent with polished pristine production

Polished pristine production preened past prime per producers prescription

dog what are you even saying

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Mort is making a joke you slow penile gland optic

Album Rating: 2.0

I didn't know Fantano was this based tbh, subscribing rn keep it up

been coming to this site for like 15 years and have enjoyed just reading the reviews and comments without participating, until this thread. jesus christ, it has everything.

socialism v capitalism II: a schism between isms
nazi jokes being taken literally
"god honest pain" in a singer's voice
classic sput gatekeeping (both ways)
preferred pronouns being disregarded
bastille getting ass-blasted by yung thug
vore

interested to see how long this thread continues. 41 pages and we haven't even made it to the album A > album B > album C shit flinging yet.

mort doesn't joke ever actually

I just gotta say, this was a spectacularly written review. Yeah, it flings shit like diarrhea from a hippo's ass, but that shit is poetry.

Legit good stuff.

Album Rating: 2.0

“been coming to this site for like 15 years and have enjoyed just reading the reviews and comments without participating, until this thread. jesus christ, it has everything”



Glad to be a part of something special

Album Rating: 4.0

"we haven't even made it to the album A > album B > album C shit flinging yet."

this absolutely vores terrasite for breakfast how about that. im convinced sputmetalheads don't like variety considering that album and bands avg is so high.

Album Rating: 2.0

https://youtu.be/nzW2rj9Vucc



based fantano

I wasn’t making a joke, just elongating tundras alliteration cos alliteration is fun

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Fantano, the hero we doesn't deserve but need