Album Rating: 4.0

Jon Mess

messed god

don't mess with mess

Album Rating: 5.0

or he'll mess you up

Album Rating: 4.5

He will mess his pants.

Album Rating: 5.0

your face will be a mess when he's done with you

Album Rating: 5.0

Album Rating: 4.0

This is just embarrassing. I'M OUTTA HERE

Album Rating: 4.8 | Sound Off

HELLO MY NAME

IS JON FUCKING MESS

Album Rating: 4.8 | Sound Off

HELLO MY NAME

IS JON FUCKING MESS

Album Rating: 4.0

I wish I had a cool sounding name so I could say that

Album Rating: 4.8 | Sound Off

HELLO MY NAME

IS ROWAN FUCKING FIVETWOONEFIVE

Album Rating: 5.0

sigh just doesn't have the same ring to it :/

Album Rating: 4.0

I meant real name. This may shock and offend you guys, but XingKing isn't my real name :/



HELLY MY REAL NAME

IS JAMES FUCKING FRANCO



I lied. That sounds pretty fucking cool

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I can dream

Album Rating: 4.8 | Sound Off

I know your real name, Samuel, because you linked me to a picture of you and your beard on FB

Album Rating: 4.0

My name isn't Samuel though ;-; I hate that name. It is ugly and disgusting! WHY AREN'T WE FRIENDS THEN?

Album Rating: 4.8 | Sound Off

Sammy then!

I don't use Facebook

Why not?

Album Rating: 4.8 | Sound Off

Too time-consuming and personal, I hate it