Album Rating: 4.5

"Those italian cookies with the jelly in the middle, maybe one end dipped in chocolate, are the best cookies of all time"



These: https://prods3.imgix.net/images/articles/2017_05/Non-featured-rainbow-cookie-recipe.jpg ?



Yeah I love rainbow cookies

"Looks amazing, OMG"

yeah its so good. can't beat espresso + vanilla ice cream

I checked my dna test to see if I'm part Italian and I'm not so now I feel like I can't express how disgusting I think the concept of dipping crackers in espresso is without being culturally insensitive

theyre cookies

That's even worse

how do you feel about coffee flavored ice cream

I think it's a good reminder of the level of evil the human race is capable of stooping to

my disappointment in you grows stronger by the day

would say the same to you but it already maxed out when you 1.5'd The 59 Sound

Album Rating: 4.5

Colton, you're just disgustingly wrong about espresso and italian bakery cookies being bad together



like so wrong that I think you're crazy tbh because it's a match made in heaven

Why would you dip your food in drugs

Drugs don’t taste good

Album Rating: 4.5

Can't wait til you learn about rum-soaked desserts lol

I will do everything in my power to never learn about those

"would say the same to you but it already maxed out when you 1.5'd The 59 Sound"

what if i changed it to a 1?

"Can't wait til you learn about rum-soaked desserts lol"

tiramisu is one of the best desserts ever. fuckin amazing

Album Rating: 4.5

Colton would hate it since it has rum AND coffee

Album Rating: 4.5

Wait Colton, what do you think of penne alla vodka?

There’s no way you actually think I know what that it is, I know like 4 foods

“what if i changed it to a 1?”

Wouldn’t bode well for Boreds of Canada

Album Rating: 4.5

"here’s no way you actually think I know what that it is, I know like 4 foods"



Bro, are you like 12?



Oh god and you spite rate things? Fuck, you're the worst right now