Why can't every song be as awesome as "Tandem"?

Album Rating: 3.5

Yeah

Album Rating: 4.0

Tandem isn't even close to the best song on here. It kicks ass, though.

Album Rating: 4.0

yes it is

Album Rating: 3.0

No. for starters, the song that precedes it is better

Album Rating: 3.5

No. The song that precedes it is worse. My opinion is more important than your opinion.

Album Rating: 3.0

I wonder if this is anywhere near as good as "Fortress".

Album Rating: 4.5

Better

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

I listen to this a lot more than fortress for what its worth

I really want to give this a 1/5, but I hate this band so much I don't even want to listen to it.

Album Rating: 3.0

No. The song that precedes it is worse. My opinion is more important than your opinion.

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

Tandem is one of my least favorites. Hair-Trigger and Dunsel are the best.

NO!

Album Rating: 3.5

Okay. I would apologize and agree, but with your opinion already being worth so little, I think it'd probably be a waste of time

Album Rating: 4.0

I agree with the review. these drunks can shred. rody is a little much... but he has his spots. this is a 4 now. still growing on me. c'est la vie, moonlight, and termites stand out. 1st comment!

Album Rating: 3.0

I heard the lyrics on this album are terrible. I'm still eventually going to listen to this since I love their other 2 albums.

Album Rating: 2.5

Some of the lyrics on this are pretty nice.

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But some of them are pretty terrible, ala Tandem.

Album Rating: 2.5

It is a very mixed bag.

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

Let's analyze their intimate poetry.



C'est La Vie: Great lyrics.

Hair-Trigger: Juvenile at times, but not enough to be annoying, they're fun.

Tandem: First verse is one of the worst things I've ever heard. Rest of the lyrics aren't nearly as bad but still are pretty bad.

Moonlight: Passable lyrics.

Tapestry: Enjoy these lyrics for the most part though the soft section gets a bit cheesy.

Dunsel: Some of my favorite lyrics on the album. "All these songs sound so damn good even if their meanings' hollow" etc. Love that passage.

The Reign of Unending Terror: lol

Termites: Cheesy drinking song.

Tongue-Splitter: Rody tried too hard with this one in my opinion, though I do like the last verse.

Sex Tapes: I think the only reason I like the lyrics on this song is because of the delivery.