Lmfao, perfectly on brand

lol

oh, this fuckin band huh

Anyone else think the cover looks like a ripoff of Blood fire death? I can't unsee it and it pisses me off

I doubt Charlie Simpson has ever listened to Bathory lol

I'd be very surprised too but you never know

Album Rating: 3.5

After two listens, I don't know how to describe this other than it's actively bad but I sorta like its vibe (?)

Its popcorn music: Its shit, bad for you but you kinda just vibe with it because its there

This isnt my type of popcorn music

It just makes me miss Fightstar

Album Rating: 4.0

Same. You can see why Charlie chose this project though ££££££.



On tour with his brother Will and busted tour drummer / best mate too.



His other brother Ed also assisting the band at Ossett and Salt breweries too here in UK

Album Rating: 4.0

I wasn’t meant to give that knowledge away was I haha

So the band is basically:

Charlie Simpson - vocals
Will Simpson - guitar
??? - bass
Eddie Thrower - drums

When you're late to "babysit" your kids and don't want your wife to ground you so you need AI to help you write a review for the alt metal/pop album.

Humiliating stuff.

Literally everything about this band feels “AI-assisted”, can’t blame reviewers for keeping it consistent.

File under Suno-metal.

Album Rating: 4.0

Ground me lol, you clearly don’t have a full time job and kids. jc3494, how come you’ve never written a review / contributed.



Anyway, I reckon the bass player is Dan Haigh who also does the electronics