Static Dress Injury Episode
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jrlikestodance
May 31st 2026


8655 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I have way too much sentimental history associated with Underoath personally, but I'd take this over big bands like Silverstein or Saosin (post AG) for example

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 31st 2026


125975 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Ahhhhh man, idk if I could ever take them over prime Underoath lol. I get it though.

Emim
May 31st 2026


39886 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

All the classic UO records take their lunch money I'm afraid

Wildcardbitchesss
May 31st 2026


21528 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

“Would absolutely argue Substructure is better in quality though not in the same genre of whatever this is trying to be.”



okay it’s so funny that you’re riding this hard for a slightly less shitty Rings of Saturn in a completely unrelated thread. Literally just listen to Genghis Tron. I promise it’ll make you forget about a dumb EP from 15 years ago



And I just didn’t grow up with UO… I have zero nostalgia or anything for them. I’m not saying that you guys only like it because of that… but my thing is why listen to the ‘06 model that’s putting out dogshit now when I can listen to the ‘26 model that’s shitting gold right now

Relinquished
May 31st 2026


50353 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Olli not knowing about Underoath until after the debut is cap

Relinquished
May 31st 2026


50353 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Also absolutely Underoath’s Define the Great Line and Lost In the Sound of Separation edge Static Dress’s stuff for being more consistent and harder hitting. But only like a bit. Their stuff is now with two modern classics compared to those just mentioned. And I’m saying that as a dude who lived that ‘04 era.

Emim
May 31st 2026


39886 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

"why listen to the ‘06 model that’s putting out dogshit now when I can listen to the ‘26 model that’s shitting gold right now"



I just listen to both. It's the whole "standing on the shoulders of giants" thing, this band wouldn't exist without TOCS/DTGL. These guys have the potential (you might argue they've already achieved it) to become that band for the future.



And I don't dispute that there's a healthy dose of nostalgia, but if a band dropped Define the Great Line today it'd be a nuke.

Futures
Staff Reviewer
May 31st 2026


18738 Comments


Olli not knowing about Underoath until after the debut is cap

lmaoooooo he actually said that?

arthropod
May 31st 2026


3358 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"a slightly less shitty Rings of Saturn"



Come on, that’s a hit below the belt.

Emim
May 31st 2026


39886 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

It's not impossible but kinda hard to believe since they're still a big band and touring constantly. We are 20 years removed from their heyday however.



It's like kids thinking As Daylight Dies is "oldschool metalcore". You don't know what you don't know

Emim
May 31st 2026


39886 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

"Come on, that’s a hit below the belt."



I prefer A Shot Below the Belt

Futures
Staff Reviewer
May 31st 2026


18738 Comments


nah like rouge carpet has some riffs almost lifted entirely from they're only chasing safety lol. not accusing plagiarism of course but it's in the exact same vein.

Emim
May 31st 2026


39886 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Maybe only the guitar player has heard them lol



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