I Promised the World I Promised the World
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Emim
January 22nd 2026


38701 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"In what universe is Ned Flanders opinion on hardcore anything relevant"



If the guitarist looks like Ned Flanders you're about to die in the pit

MCJACKDAHL
January 22nd 2026


380 Comments


this bands management and pr teams deserve an award

Josh D.
January 23rd 2026


18308 Comments


Damn, I thought we were being nicer to each other these days. Their wording might be harsh, but it seems like they're calling the band a dated facsimile, or a composite of a scene-gone-by. I don't find that to be inherently bad, certainly not to the point of calling them a parody. I simply think the vocals and music are idiosyncratic together and maybe there should be a Parental Advisory: Boring sticker on the physical media, that's all.

bigweinerdon
January 23rd 2026


2984 Comments


yo wtf this rips

Lasssie
January 23rd 2026


3739 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Yeah man!

ShartHarder
January 23rd 2026


439 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

full video review up - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1i3U9byaco

frozencarl
January 23rd 2026


2048 Comments


album art is so cool. love that the kids are getting "nostalgic" for the 2000s, its making me want to buy an ipod nano

Lasssie
January 23rd 2026


3739 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

(2)

This scratches a certain itch

henryChinaski
January 23rd 2026


5195 Comments


Cool, will check. The singles were pretty good.

Scoot
January 23rd 2026


24198 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

i like this EP but it's definitely irritating that one of their moms or dads or whoever must own a PR/marketing firm because they are fucking eeeeeverywhere



they clearly paid youtube/other sites for advertising and that's lame as fuck. the bands they are tributing had to fight their way up from nothing

Josh D.
January 23rd 2026


18308 Comments


This website is the only place I've ever heard of them.

rufinthefury
January 23rd 2026


4394 Comments


Love these boys, saw em twice last year and I'm certain I'll see them many times going forwards

bigweinerdon
January 23rd 2026


2984 Comments


i promised the whey

ShartHarder
January 23rd 2026


439 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

They’re on Rise Records, they’re the one pumping the marketing

jrlikestodance
January 23rd 2026


7024 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I didn't even know Rise Records still existed until I saw this band was signed to em

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
January 23rd 2026


117794 Comments

Album Rating: 3.4

I Promised the Men

jrlikestodance
January 23rd 2026


7024 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

And the promise was breakdowns

Lasssie
January 23rd 2026


3739 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Promise = delivered

Feather
January 23rd 2026


11549 Comments


"They’re on Rise Records, they’re the one pumping the marketing"

They did a damn good job finding me. This ep was good and would have fit right in back in the day. The vocals are a bit too death metaly versus 'scene guy trying to scream (see eyes set to kill, in fear and faith, broadway), but frankly it might be an improvement

efp123
January 23rd 2026


1539 Comments


yeah this goes



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