hell yeah bro I’m for dei

dale earnhardt incorporated m/

music to be murdered by

music to advocate for anti-vax policy

Album Rating: 2.5

doofenshmirtz evil incorporated

Album Rating: 2.5

music to abolish OSHA to

music to paint the walls red to

Album Rating: 1.5

Music to drink leftist tears to

Album Rating: 1.0

I haven't thought of Skillet in years. Glad to see they're making extremely normal music for well adjusted people.

I AM AWAKE I AM ALIVE

man this band was lame when I was 12, any adult unironically jamming this shit should never be listened to again regarding literally anything

Album Rating: 1.0

I need to know if Cooper is also extremely into crypto. Insane religion, Trump and fake money are the trifecta of the modern rube

I mean idk if this dude even likes Trump. He’s not like Kid Rock, yknow, like at the fuckin White House and shit. I would honestly assume he saw that the only viable path forward for this band was going for MAGA folks. This brand of alt metal was already on borrowed time back when they were popular and the few songs I’ve heard from this are so fucking dumbed down even compared to their already dumb music from yesteryear.

Idk, to be honest I don’t really give a shit whether this band is full of true believers or are deeply cynical opportunists but it’s fun to think about it.

Growing up evangelical this was one of the first “metal” bands I got into so there is a bit of nostalgia, but not in fun trip down memory lane way, more in the “wow I can’t believe I used to listen to this shit” way. So I feel like this morbid curiosity with them will stick with me to the grave.

Album Rating: 1.5

So they released a Christmas song, and its unironically the heaviest thing they've released in over a decade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiErbpZHfbk

Album Rating: 1.5

That song is unironically decent

Album Rating: 1.5

New song is just more Skillet but with slightly heavier guitars.

"Growing up evangelical this was one of the first “metal” bands I got into so there is a bit of nostalgia, but not in fun trip down memory lane way, more in the “wow I can’t believe I used to listen to this shit” way. So I feel like this morbid curiosity with them will stick with me to the grave."

Idk, I still enjoy Collide and Comatose quite a bit. But yeah, most of the stuff they've done since is complete ass

Skillet was one of my first rock/metal bands too, as I grew up Catholic. Same with other bands in that niche, like Thousand Foot Krutch, Kutless, etc. Good times, lol

DC Talk is one of the only CCM bands that's actually held up for me, but given what Michael Tait was found guilty of recently, I now feel shitty listening to them too :[

Collide and Comatose are perfectly servicable for what they are

And yeah that Christmas song was surprisingly solid