i have to agree mort. perhaps we can elevate the discourse here along with valen's valiant ventures

using a Demi Lovato thread to flex your maturity and intellectualism is peak sputnik

queef :D

colton bro face it you got schooled. you prolly googled lester bangs faster than the absolutely pummeling and relentlessly unrelenting riffs found on track 3 of immolation's new album

johnny takes is good, i say what he says

but imagine i said it in a slightly smarter way, thanks

bro ur using heckin tryhard words in a pop album thread lmaoooo on god bruh

jonathan does raise a good point about most of the albums people enjoy here just being solely about the music and not necessarily reflective of "the times," but i think a pop album can be looked at from that lens since pop is always changing. you'd really look like a jackass if you tried to tie a new gorguts record to like, the nation healing after trump's twitter ripped us of our soul or some stupid shit. im sure theres like, fantano music and NPR indie stuff out there that probably does deal with like "the cheeto rapist sucked putin's dong, lady liberty sings her last song" type lyrics but id never listen to one of those albums anyway

jonathan my comment was making fun of colton saying we were heckin yikes for talking about serious shit in a demi lovato thread, crazy id have to explain that to an indie rock staffer with a language degree

'honey not to be a MORT about it, but i have a language degree, write on avg a review per week, and am doing an ma in translation - if using plus sized words was tryhard for me, i'd be shit at my own life'

nearly 20,000 comments but you mention you have a philosophy degree like 10 times, you get the piss taken out of you, and then you turn it into a self aware joke and mention it maybe another twenty times, and suddenly you really do become THAT guy

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demi rly brings out the best in ppl

Johnnys~ avant-garde~ (😂) syntax is genuine and part of his charm, dude has more personality than 99% of the other users on this site

its better than 'this is an album that will leave you wanting more' etc thats for sure

also johnny ive got loads of esoteric words filed away if you want them but you have to pay me in staff abilities or rating my 5s

still pissed at colton tbh. does he not know that they teach college courses on madonna? pop is fuckin important man

just dont pay attention to colton and your life will be a lot better

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WE BOTH WANT IT, BUT WE DON'T SURRENDER

AND WE COULD MAKE IT LAST FOREVER

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"does he not know that they teach college courses on madonna? pop is fuckin important man"

The idea that college courses charge exorbitant fees to have a Madonna centric class is absolutely fucking sickening and deserves absolute ridicule. Same goes for other college courses teaching classes on Nirvana, Metallica, etc. It's such a fucking farce. The only people who sign up for these courses are the people who realize that it's an easy A.

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dont education shame me



course on demi when

shadow you poor fool

if only he had a degree of self awareness eh