If I want to listen to nothing, I listen to Nothing. Nothing is good.

This is not.

cool artwork

Lol amazing summary.

Album Rating: 2.0

What the fuck is this?



Lmao.

Album Rating: 5.0

The Year Everything and Nothing Happened is a blatant rip of a vaporwave song but idk which one

Is this reallty that bad? How different is it to the debut?

It's just a decent ambient project that you would throw on as background white noise.

Nothing like I Let It In, besides Theme I suppose lol. Something that should have been released under a completely different band.

Album Rating: 5.0

"no pretending necessary this is a steaming pile of shit"



Cara Neir Phase Out 4.5

lmao
a bad week for core

Album Rating: 5.0

neither album is terrible/great but giving one a 1.5 and the other a 4.5 just shows how useless your opinion is

I remember watching the Download TV Saturday stream last year. If was bad enough waiting a whole day to get to the solid 75 minutes of Iron Maiden performances, but when these guys came on, absolutely nobody I was talking to enjoyed their highlight. Even the people in the live chat seemed to agree. It was pretty hilarious.

Album Rating: 1.5

Is "Daddy Horny, Michael" a nod to Arrested Development? Kudos if so haha

It’s not bad. I’ve never seen so many people critique actual ambient music so harshly before haha. It is what it is. I’m guessing one of the band members had a bunch of this stuff recorded and they just decided to compile it into a record and slap their band name on it.

Massive pos on this review.

Album Rating: 3.5

don't get hurt is cut straight from the silent hill 2 ost this rules

would be curious to hear what other ambient artists/albums people defending this for being p good considering itz ambien consider worthwhile

i'm into ambient and it's not excellent by any means, but fine enough. i like some parts, but it mostly drags on and mostly just repeats the same atmospheric loop rendering the experience rather boring. if it were another dime-a-dozen Cryo Chamber Records release, nobody would've noticed a damn thing

but i do like the idea of a band this hyped suddenly releasing an ambient album, even if a serviceable one. mostly because of how confusing it is to people rarely being exposed to ambient music. heck go to Cryo Chamber bandcamp page and find dozens of releases like this but better

This band is like your friend who posts desaturated selfies on Instagram with captions that sound vaguely deep but lack enough context to actually mean anything

Translation: having a good aesthetic is not actually the same thing as being interesting and the people who think it is are the least interesting artists on the planet

Anyway this is fine, wish they had picked the best 4 or 5 tracks here and fleshed them out a bit more instead of throwing together a bunch of incomplete-sounding snippets

jesus what the fuck is this lol