I read life half, once. I think. I still think about this review from time to time.

I have officially seen the longest review on this site.

And here's the other one: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/9625/Metallica-Master-Of-Puppets/

Holy motherfuck at the length of both.

I take that back.

Album Rating: 3.5

Hahaha I remember the first time I saw this review. Anyway, haven't listened to this in a long time, but it's pretty good.

Holy shit.

I think this needs a non-retarded review, lol

Holy fuck.

has ANYONE here dared to read the entire thing? in 11 years?

Album Rating: 4.0

I don't think anyone is that insane tbh, review makes me sad to love this band.

Album Rating: 4.0

"Is this guy really stupid, insane and a true fanatic? Maybe he’s even dangerous?"

nice

Because if you do, you will find something you’ve never felt before; a new path to the very meaning of life itself! Yes I WILL get a lot of flaming, hate mail and various spiteful comments about this, (maybe enemies for life, who knows!) but yes I mean it, this cd is THE MEANING OF LIFE!!! The answer to the question of what humanity has asked itself ever since our first days. HAHA!

you're fking telling me, dude

Shout out

this review length is sickening. After PG DN a couple times, I saw skimmed over a line like "before talking about the music on this album" ... you mean half the review, which is already three times as long as a typical review, isn't even about the music on the album???

find something you love as much as this guy loves x japan

"First, before I start this review, there are 3 things I would like to say in order to make this review more simple and easier to understand"

lol

Album Rating: 4.0

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