R. Kelly Trapped In The Closet (Chapters 1-12)
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sniper
October 25th 2013


19075 Comments


i agree. fuck.

sniper
October 25th 2013


19075 Comments


a guy who would use the word pomposity has no right to use the word pomposity.

oltnabrick
October 25th 2013


40682 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

who can write a two hour r&b song with the same beat for the entire two hours and keep you entertained the whole time





r. kelly

Gyromania
October 25th 2013


37121 Comments


ha! yah there are certain words i refuse to use and that's one of them. really hilarious to see so many people getting trolled and actually taking this seriously

sniper
October 25th 2013


19075 Comments


i'm gonna post that last comment as a soundoff real quick

Gyromania
October 25th 2013


37121 Comments


The first time that I saw this, I thought it was a joke. Seriously. The pomposity of this asshole to actually declare that he created a genre with this steaming pile of shit (and yes, he did say that; he called it "hip-hopera"). The lyrics fit the music horribly, just horribly. It's not enough to just write a story and set it to "music" without any thought as to how the two should fit together. Also, the lyrics themselves are just dreadful. He's taken a loosely put together story and extended it to 12 chapters when he's only got enough actual substance for two, maybe three. Sometimes, my sisters and I will sit down and watch the whole thing just so we can piss ourselves laughing for a while. The novelty of it all is almost enough for me to put this up to a 1.5 but then again, fuck that. 1/5

sniper
October 25th 2013


19075 Comments


bitches don't know about monody and the roots of opera.

oltnabrick
October 25th 2013


40682 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

proto-My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

Havey
November 20th 2013


12114 Comments


can I get a TOOT TOOT

can I get a BEEP BEEP

Havey
November 20th 2013


12114 Comments


we just thuggin it out

Tupik
January 28th 2014


680 Comments


Not only is there a man in this cabinet, but the man...is a MIDGET (midget... midget... midget)

Phlegm
January 28th 2014


7250 Comments


listen 2 this every morning

Tupik
January 28th 2014


680 Comments


That's definitely a great idea

boredcore
March 10th 2014


54 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

This album is fucking fantastically bad, like its awesome at being awful and we listen to it a lot when we're drunk, like for really.Everyone needs it in their life.

bach
March 10th 2014


16303 Comments


Ooh, with a spatula in her hand Like that's gon' do something against them guns

lecube
July 8th 2014


2 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

It makes no sense that I enjoy this but I'd be lying if I said I hadn't had an amazing time watching it.

Wadlez
September 9th 2014


5019 Comments


mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

R6Rider
September 11th 2014


5282 Comments


R. Kelly - One bad brutha

BMDrummer
September 29th 2014


15111 Comments


tom cruise won't come out the closet

BMDrummer
September 29th 2014


15111 Comments


that's better



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