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TheSpaceMan
April 19th 2017


13614 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"swear these joke interviews are starting to make the site unusable"



Agreed thelse reviews make the mobile ads, shitty alts and frequent down servers nearly unusable

Asdfp277
April 19th 2017


25671 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

gosh, i didn't come to sputnik to have fun

Conmaniac
April 19th 2017


27771 Comments


yeah like honestly these reviews add viruses to my computer everytime I read them, making my laptop unusable

hansoloshotfirst
April 19th 2017


1636 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

@ SameGayDud you wrote review for a Falloch album and gave it a 4.5 rating. I swear these joke interviews are starting to make the site unusable.







Kompys2000
April 19th 2017


9483 Comments


How can I figure out which music is okay for me to like with all these reviews that don't explicitly state how much I should like an album?

CompostCompote
April 19th 2017


1022 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I do think they corrupt some of the younger users, making them unduly sassier.

hansoloshotfirst
April 19th 2017


1636 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"The music speaks to you every day, but you are too deaf, dumb, and blind to even listen to the music… It is not my conspiracy. It is not my music. I hear what it relates. It says "Rise,” it says “Kill.” Why blame it on me? I didn’t write the music… . "

Gyromania
Contributing Reviewer
April 19th 2017


38348 Comments


Holy shit I love this review. Brilliant.

Tunaboy45
April 19th 2017


18942 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

https://youtu.be/Td88z08a_4c

Divaman
April 19th 2017


16120 Comments


Wait, so Compost's real identity is Brad Pitt?

Kompys2000
April 19th 2017


9483 Comments


Holy shit Tunaboy, that's a really really good video. Thanks for linking to it.

CompostCompote
April 19th 2017


1022 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Divaman, I have never been nor am I now associated with Brad Pitt. His handsomeness makes me irritated to be alive.

FadedSun
April 19th 2017


3199 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Now you're just trying too hard. At least surprise us with a joke review like, once every 6 months so it stays fresh.

CompostCompote
April 19th 2017


1022 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

If you want things that stay fresh, I suggest you check out some of those Subway sneeze guards, dear old pal.

TheMoonchild
April 19th 2017


1334 Comments


I must be in the minority cause none of this guy's reviews have made me laugh.

rodrigo90
April 20th 2017


7387 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I just read the review and I...I want sputnikmusic to pay me for my contributions to this site.

rodrigo90
April 20th 2017


7387 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

50 bucks at least

butcherboy
April 20th 2017


9464 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I mean, you can buy all the albums of OLP and INXS from bargain bins for less than 50 bucks..

Dedes
Contributing Reviewer
April 20th 2017


11974 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

By that standard what would the actual staff get payed lol

Asdfp277
April 20th 2017


25671 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

u would still have to pay sputnik dude



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