Album Rating: 4.0

Ur username looks like a spam email address

Album Rating: 3.0

Yours looks like a weird fetish.

Album Rating: 4.0

Cos it is...

Album Rating: 3.0

Nonsense, but I like where this is going. What does it mean?

Album Rating: 4.0

I just smashed the word "evoke" into "phile". In other words, moving music makes my music box move

Album Rating: 3.0

Lol I figured it was something like that.

I honestly thought it was a phobia

The worst kind of review on this site is the "(genre) usually sucks but this one is good."

For the most egregious violators, look up any post-rock album.

Yeah, in all honesty generalizing genres as a whole is pretty bad although sometimes I understand it.

"I want to read reviews from people who love the genre in question unequivocally"

if you're not a troll then you're in for a bad time with logic like that.

Sounds like your typical death metal album. Funny because he said that death metal sucks in his terrible review yet he says this is cool.

review is all sorts of contradiction, but whatever

"Triumvir Foul" is an album you won't love, but you will certainly "like." In this case it's just fine.

Album Rating: 4.0

Why write with creative ingenuity when you can just write in critical essay format and critique with langauge that hosts the flavor palette of a drywall sheet.



In srs tho this review isnt bad by any means but i can see why its getting flack. Keep doin what you do xeno

lol @ people itt just now realizing that xeno is a hack

"'Triumvir Foul' is an album you won't love, but you will certainly 'like.' In this case it's just fine."

best sum ever

"he ain't no fuckin metaphor butcher a la snox"

You willingly admit you don't read most of my reviews before you criticise them, so it makes sense that you'd call me a metaphor butcher when I rarely indulge in metaphors in my writing.

Album Rating: 3.5

"he writes from the heart"

lol staff writers don't have hearts.

Album Rating: 4.0

Sach got banned again i see

Thank fuck for that.