The Chainsmokers Memories...Do Not Open
» Back to review

Comments:Add a Comment 
WillieD
April 14th 2017


367 Comments


I'll just never understand why anyone would willingly listen to garbage like this when there's so much good music out there...

JWT155
April 14th 2017


14959 Comments


Some people enjoy this stuff. Musics like food, some people enjoy eating the same mundane food, like PBJ and Mac & Cheese, every day while others like to learn to cook and the finer foods in life.

swipenet
April 14th 2017


3353 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Fairly valid analogy. But as it turns out, a lot of people enjoy this.

Eons
April 14th 2017


3770 Comments


Don't you EVER insult Mac & Cheese again.

Prancer
April 14th 2017


1619 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Vocals are boring, lyrics are trash, and the melodies are redundant, but I don't think it's absolutely irredeemable. But wtf do I know.

swipenet
April 15th 2017


3353 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Yeah not quite a 1.

WillieD
April 19th 2017


367 Comments


Mac and cheese can be delicious or it can be horrible. This is the Kraft of mac and cheese (aka it's horrible).

Sinternet
Contributing Reviewer
April 19th 2017


26607 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

i still am at a loss as to how kraft dinner is a thing

Eons
April 19th 2017


3770 Comments


Kraft is incredible. Piss off, asshole.

Kusangii
April 19th 2017


6743 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Isn't it the only thing that matters though? That he meant it? That he FUCKING MEANT IT?!

ScorpionStan
April 20th 2017


1911 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

The title of this album is such a perfect irony. It's like they know they're shit and just trolling everybody.

ScorpionStan
April 20th 2017


1911 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I imagine them lounging around in their studio lair, looking up the sales numbers for the album and laughing their asses off. "They...they actually fucking opened it! Like thousands and thousands of them! We told 'em not to and the retards went and did it anyway!"



Like I just really want them to be evil geniuses pulling off an elaborate "state of the industry" con. They really couldn't be doing it any better if they were trying. I guess I just can't bring myself to believe that music this bad, this stale, this garbage can be made on purpose.

Sinternet
Contributing Reviewer
April 20th 2017


26607 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

i just really want you to be a less-than-elaborate troll

rodrigo90
April 22nd 2017


7387 Comments


"the (other) cuts are basically ballads with beats — modernized Moby without the soul-searching or gospel samples." - Entertainment weekly.

I couldn't resist to laugh when I read this.

rodrigo90
April 22nd 2017


7387 Comments


Great contender of one of the worst albums of all time.

EphemeralEternity
April 22nd 2017


4342 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

and i'd expect nothing less from them

Drummerboy123
May 11th 2017


3120 Comments


When this has the same avg as hello kitty suicide club, seriously...

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/youre_serious_futurama.gif



oisincoleman64
June 17th 2017


2704 Comments


I kinda enjoyed Break Up Every Night, whoops
But then Bloodstream came on and now we're back to the same old same old

Gyromania
June 25th 2017


37188 Comments


Only heard don't let me down (I don't think it's on this album) and enjoyed it sans the obligatory bass drop, which kind of ruins the flow and ambiance

wwf
June 26th 2017


7198 Comments


'"the (other) cuts are basically ballads with beats — modernized Moby without the soul-searching or gospel samples." - Entertainment weekly.

I couldn't resist to laugh when I read this.'

oh nooooooo that's just embarrassing



You have to be logged in to post a comment. Login | Create a Profile





STAFF & CONTRIBUTORS // CONTACT US

Bands: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Site Copyright 2005-2023 Sputnikmusic.com
All Album Reviews Displayed With Permission of Authors | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy