Album Rating: 4.0

lol

Some really, really great tracks on here: First Things First, Cold and Lay Me Bare.

Big For Your Boots is dreadful though.

This is garbage

Album Rating: 4.0

Hot garbage or ‘cold’ garbage

Total garbage, I believe

Na this is great Pork, positive vibes please.

*shit beats heard a billion times before*
Gagging for a shank I’m talking lamb
Shoot my mouth with tha ting like blam blam blam
*synth keys*
Wanna riot on these streets, clean em up for fun
Demand take and grab respect cos I got none
Raised by me mum
*ranting about being a bad man, fuck em up, screeching*
*more shit beats*
*Guest vocals prattling on about being a big/bad man*
I’m depressed, cos of the street stress I’ll confess that my life is blessed but I sell myself like it’s a mess.

Brit award, OBE, media plaudits.

zak...

Yep

Alreet pal.

morning la

Have a great day, don’t get shanked blud.

It's my Friday today zak.

On the lash tomorrow, can't wait.

Good lad, what’s the plan? All dayer then Crazy Horse?

All dayer then go a dingy bar and see what the birds are like, standard/failed procedure.

Class

You back on the ale now after all that 'dry January' twaddle?

3 times on the piss in 10 days put me well and truly in the doghouse with the wife so I’m back to being boring.
Women, can’t live with ‘em can’t live without ‘em.

Hahah bet you're popular in your house right now!

I think I just have to face facts that I absolutely love a boozer.
Don’t drink a drop indoors, couldn’t think of anything worse than getting pissed up in front of the tele but get me sat in a pub and I won’t leave till I’ve pissed myself.

Yeah I'm the same pal.

Can't just go for one pint though, have to get to the point where I'm nearly wetting myself then it's a success.