I fuckin' love Money, but opinions.

Sorry man, but I stopped reading after the first paragraph. Take the constructive criticism and apply it to your next review (s), because honestly this one kinda sucks.
I'm no expert reviewer or anything, but if articulating a coherent, fairly complex sentence is not really your thing, then you should keep the bombastic descriptions and failed analogies to yourself, keep it simple.

Album Rating: 5.0

The review has some interesting statements/ideas but its very complexly worded to the point of being

incoherent, especially to a casual reader (your current audience). The bad grammar isn't helping

either.



You seem to have a worthwhile take on this album, but are expressing it very generally with overly-

complex vocabulary. I would always be told this same type of thing when writing in college, 'too

many big words, it's too hard for readers to follow'. I think you have the same problem.



Also, imagine you are describing this album to someone who has never heard the album, this review

seems like it was written for people who know everything about it (who would read a review if they

already knew everything about the album already - aside from bored ass people like me giving

constructive criticism)

Album Rating: 5.0

Nothing about this is complexly worded. This is the most pretentious thing I've ever read

Album Rating: 5.0

You haven't read The Wall lyrics then. Lol

Album Rating: 5.0

Jacquibim: That's pretty awful too.



"The band’s third album, however, was the beginning of a two-sided coin that would once and for all complete Immolation’s image and define pure death metal."



lol the beginning of a two-sided coin.



Such pseudo-intellectual garbage - both of them. It's a little concerning that people actually think these were well written

Album Rating: 5.0

Nothing will ever be as bad as Pet Sounds staff review

Album Rating: 5.0

The other day I was getting my fix of sludge metal when I came across this: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/39306/Thou-Peasant/



Also very amusing

Album Rating: 5.0

I checked out the Pet Sounds review and it isn't so bad. The reviewer makes bold claims without backing them up and really only ever says 'IT'S SO GOOD YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW,' but it's at least 10 times better than the ones mentioned itt

Album Rating: 5.0

Yea, i see what you guys are coming from and i respect that.. however, reviews aren't just for me. I'm more of a list maker.

whoa, a TWO-sided coin?! consider my brain wrinkled.

You know what I'm more of? A shut the fuck up if you aren't saying anything worthwhile or funny kind of person.

Album Rating: 5.0

the BEGINNING of a two-sided coin

slow down, man. i just...whoa.

Do you ever take a shit, look at it, and think you may be flushing a Sputnikmusic user?

Shit happens to me all the time.

lolz. are you still living in/near flint dude?

Yup. Hell exists, I've seen it. I might have an opportunity in Denver, Colorado this summer. I'm over here crossing my fingers for it. Are you still in New Mex?

Album Rating: 4.5

Do you ever take a shit, look at it

yes and no. right now i'm back in saginaw as the lady and i had a falling out. moving back out in a month or so but we should kick it again before then.

denver would be unreal. gl dude.

Hell yes. I have every Tuesday and Friday off. Get ahold of me on the 'book.