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undertakerpt
December 3rd 2012


1649 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Aaaaaah, sowing season, you are actually the reason I bought this.

kwill15
December 3rd 2012


134 Comments


If you like this *** then you are a pretentious artsy student ***, who is a huge cunt but just doesnt realise it because his mind is clogged with *** as his head is ploughed deep within the depths of his own ass. Goddamn David Cameron, make it legal to punch people again. *** freedom of speech, freedom of violence please.


Your review was all right (not good, all right) until you blew it with this section at the end. Neg'

Gwyn.
December 3rd 2012


17270 Comments


"Yeah, what you speak is logic. I didn't find this review had logic. I saw a paper thin description of the album and a flurry of "it's shit", then completely derailed when the review called anyone who like this album "a pretentious artsy student ***, who is a huge cunt but just doesnt realise it because his mind is clogged with *** as his head is ploughed deep within the depths of his own ass.""

To be fair I haven't actually read the review yet cause I'm just so tired after coming back home from a travel lol

I'll read it later.

DrGonzo1937
Staff Reviewer
December 3rd 2012


18927 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

'To be fair I haven't actually read the review yet cause I'm just so tired after coming back home from a travel lol



I'll read it later.'



Call back when you have. lol

undertakerpt
December 3rd 2012


1649 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Too late muthafukas!! It's been cleaned up like my ass in the nursing home

menawati
December 3rd 2012


16749 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

last paragraph much better now

CJandM
December 3rd 2012


15 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

"Pretty much every song stays in the same key the whole way through, and although this may work with some songs other groups have done, Swans can't pull it off and it gets really tedious really fast."



I'd like to hear some examples of "songs other groups have done" that pull off what you claim Swans does not.

Chortles
December 3rd 2012


21494 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

mena just be true in voting

Funeralopolis
December 3rd 2012


14586 Comments


Нет, голосовать электрический волшебник 2012

Sowing
Moderator
December 3rd 2012


45524 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Are these 1's and 2's for real? IMO this is one of the best albums of the decade.

Tyrael
December 3rd 2012


21108 Comments


yeah...

not really

Maniac!
December 3rd 2012


28551 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"this is one of the best albums of the decade."





*pees self*





can't.... breathe....



ahahahaha

ThyCrossAwaits
December 3rd 2012


4561 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Viable points, but you're a couple BVB and Aiden references from this being an IcyLily review.

idkpokeit
December 3rd 2012


432 Comments


Hahaha. Oh wow.

bakkermaarten007
December 3rd 2012


5285 Comments


Good review, this doesn't do anything for me either. Pos

MusicIsMyFavorite
December 3rd 2012


405 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I haven't actually listened to this, but hot damn what a terrible review



You basically just said "lol it's boring" for 5 paragraphs

Gwyn.
December 3rd 2012


17270 Comments


Are these 1's and 2's for real? IMO this is one of the best albums of the decade.


It's really difficult to get into it though, so it shouldn't be difficult to see why would someone say 1 and/or 2.

I mean, 2 hours? 3 songs that go on for over 18 minutes? Up to 4 entire minutes of droning(I'm pretty sure there was more but I haven't heard this in a while)?

EyeForAnEye
December 3rd 2012


1752 Comments


Since I didn't get the tombstone piledriver...

It seriously looks like a middle schooler wrote this.


KerfuffleinaHussle
December 3rd 2012


1033 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Considering checking this album out (heard a few bits and pieces and it sounded cool) but I haven't a clue where to start here

InfamousGrouse
December 3rd 2012


4381 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

start with the first track



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