Album Rating: 4.5

that is fucking crazy holy shit, did you fuck diana hard beforehand?

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

When you wake up dead you are a zombie, there's no cure for that shit

well, we might have to kill you and then have our cleric cast resurrection

Album Rating: 3.0

""Where Kill Em All was a band that didn't know how to do anything"



Kill Em All is not a band.



"And that's a common theme with the album, the songs are all wearing out their Welcome (Home Sanitarium...sorry)."



Welcome Home (Sanitarium). You put the brackets in the wrong place, and shouldn't have used the same brackets for the addition of "sorry."



"And why isn't Orion the finally?"



Finale.



"If you cut out some repetitiveness and rearranged the songs to make it flow better, it'd be an easy 5"



You already said that."



thanks for the fixes, dead, i'll fix these!





"Probably Candy's best review yet! It's all uphill from here, guys!"



thanks xing!

crustynewman

Your logic that if you write a review everyday you'll improve isn't working. I suggest giving up and reviewing films on rotten tomatoes or something

You gotta honestly take some to reflect on your work and take criticism into heart and learn to ignore the petty bashing. Then you will become superstar and sputnik love you long time. Haha not in the asian hooker way but as a good reviewer way if you improve, keep at it but before you write your next one take some time to think it out.

Album Rating: 5.0

but also in the asian hooker way

http://sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=94562&memberid=554034
Read this and learn from it

Hey crandy.

Why do you ask for criticisms when you never learn from them
Why do you have to constantly just review and embarrass yourself further
When you do make insults, they're pointless and stupid.
And even worse I think you're probably just either a troll alt.

But you know what? I don't care.

Get off of sputnik.

That's pretty mean but Crandy you too are responsible man you have some pondering to do!

My review for converge was true

before it got taken down by crandy

In case you're not a troll, and I'm almost certain you are a troll....here's what you should do.

Writing is not an one draft process. What you are doing is posting your first draft to this site. Well guess what, First
Drafts are shitty, every first draft is shitty, every first draft ever created, whether by you or william fucking
shakespeare, is shitty.

So write your shitty first draft. Then take a look at your "list of criticisms" and edit the shitty first draft into a not as
shitty second draft. If you want, you could even send that not as shitty second draft to me, or another member in
this site (hunt down Irving, he's the best.) and we can turn that not as shitty second draft into a fucking spectacular
third draft.

If you're not willing to put that kind of effort in, stop reviewing. If you are, congratulations man, let's get started. =D

i was so lost without you candynewman

Album Rating: 4.5

well said letsgofishing

master of muppets

Album Rating: 3.0

"Writing is not an one draft process. What you are doing is posting your first draft to this site. Well guess what, First

Drafts are shitty, every first draft is shitty, every first draft ever created, whether by you or william fucking

shakespeare, is shitty.



So write your shitty first draft. Then take a look at your "list of criticisms" and edit the shitty first draft into a not as

shitty second draft. If you want, you could even send that not as shitty second draft to me, or another member in

this site (hunt down Irving, he's the best.) and we can turn that not as shitty second draft into a fucking spectacular

third draft.



If you're not willing to put that kind of effort in, stop reviewing. If you are, congratulations man, let's get started. =D"



thanks fishing, i'll definitely do this next time, thanks for the criticisms!

Album Rating: 4.5

pastor of muppets

your avatar is the scariest thing i have ever seen

@that crandy guy

Album Rating: 4.5

says the boob crab



edit: i know it was at crandy, still funny to me