No, because I'm calling a woman to come suck it for me.
Better give her good directions on how to find it.
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oooohhhhhh shiiiiitttttttttttttttttttt
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Well, I've never been with a blind girl, but I imagine I could give her a hand sorting things out.
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Would be doing her a favor with that mug of yours.
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@angel just dont even try
theres no coming back from that one
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Yeah, I don't want her to blow too early.
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Album Rating: 4.0
She hasn't even pulled out the moose knuckle comments yet.
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I'm glad I've never met vesper irl
She'd probably drive me towards becoming a eunuch
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Yeah, I'm not sure if you're man enough.
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Album Rating: 4.0
"She'd probably drive me towards becoming an eunuch"
Either that or make you a nymph.
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Yeah, I don't want her to blow too early.
Your concern is misdirected.
Ty, you're a beartato. You don't even have balls.
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You're just jealous of my large, golden eyes.
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props for knowing about beartato
but yea, I don't
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Wait, you have golden eyes?
Sorry, I failed to notice the color of them because of my visceral repulsion to everything else.
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Yeah, I sparkle in the sunlight too.
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Well, they're somewhere in between green and gold.
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so hows about that maggoty corpse? :]
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Rules.
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Album Rating: 3.5
And Intestine Baalism is melodeath. Don't really care for IB, though.
you disappoint me
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i just can't hardly dig any melodeath, except for a few bands/albums
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