The Crimson Armada Conviction
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LiveByFaith
August 3rd 2011


141 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

i agree with exodus, this album is somewhat enjoyable. yeah there is a huge emmure influence which sucks but songs like "questioning god" and "worthy" were nice to listen too.

Ire
August 20th 2011


41944 Comments


guardians is surprisingly not awful for a deathcore album

this is lolbad

Ire
August 20th 2011


41944 Comments


i'm also high so idk my judgement might not be too great

xandermander
August 20th 2011


626 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

no your assessment is actually spot on

FrankRedHot
August 22nd 2011


6448 Comments


"but hen again i'm a sucker for breakdowns completely so it makes sense."

Translation: I'm too dumb to know what good music is.

FrankRedHot
August 22nd 2011


6448 Comments


"i guess whatever you say but seriously you must be a massive troll to go up on the album page just to go rip on people who don't like weird ass unknown hipster bands like you do get off this page if you don't like them"

Translation: I'm defensive about your statement because I realize I listen to shitty music and you hurt my feelings.

FrankRedHot
August 22nd 2011


6448 Comments


"what is good music then"

Translation: I wanna be like you.

FrankRedHot
August 22nd 2011


6448 Comments


"yes i do want to be a pretentious hipster troll that wants to start arguments because he has boring music he's sick of"

Translation: I don't know what I'm talking about. How can I be more like you?

botb
August 22nd 2011


19794 Comments


there sure are a lot of translations going on

FrankRedHot
August 22nd 2011


6448 Comments


I feel like I need to help this young guy get out what's on his mind. He seems a bit jumbled up.

botb
August 22nd 2011


19794 Comments


honestly im glad i didnt know what was going on until i read the translations

FrankRedHot
August 22nd 2011


6448 Comments


"yea frankredhot is so smart and knows what good music is he has to translate everything to such a disabled like me frankredhot ftw"

Translation: God, I wish I was this guy. He's so much better in every way, shape, and form than I am.

FrankRedHot
August 22nd 2011


6448 Comments


"now you are showing how funny you are to go along with such a great mind, i bet your looks are amazing too "

Translation: Not only do I wish I had your taste in music, I wish I had your looks. It would be nice not to look like a 200 year old troll with down's syndrome for just one day.

FrankRedHot
August 22nd 2011


6448 Comments


"now thats gold seriously thats funny"

Translation: I've run out of defensive rebuttals, so I will pretend like your insults aren't bothering me by "laughing" at what you say, but really, I'm dying on the inside.

FrankRedHot
August 22nd 2011


6448 Comments


"now im sorry i have to actually go have fun now something you are to angry and pathetic to do"

Translation: I need to find some internet tranny porn and beat off, because no real woman has ever, nor will ever, touch me in a sexual way.

jayfatha
August 23rd 2011


2918 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

And we have our winner

xandermander
August 23rd 2011


626 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

I'm dying over here, that was absolutely fantastic work

xandermander
August 25th 2011


626 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

It's all perspective. You come on a music review site and state you love breakdowns on an album that is miserably pathetic, and you get called stupid. It doesn't help your case that you type and talk like a 16 year old on AIM. Why would you sit on these pages and use just as much time arguing with someone that is running laps around you mentally?

FearThyEvil
August 25th 2011


19391 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I have no idea how anyone found this album "good".

xandermander
August 25th 2011


626 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

EVEN IF YOU ARE A BREAKDOWN-MINDED INDIVIDUAL, you could still listen to something with good breakdowns.... Like After the Burial or Stray From the Path.



This sounds like teh pewpsies.



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