Did you go back in time, find a fourteen year old version of yourself, punch him in the face and force him to write this? That's honestly what this reads like - one of the worst reviews you've ever done.
Lol, I love David's blunt nature.
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Album Rating: 1.5
Review is so accurate, sums up exactly how I feel about this album.
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Album Rating: 1.0
for a purported joke review, this really wasn't all that funny.
sorry.
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Album Rating: 2.5
I've never been that funny I hope nobody got their hopes up
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Album Rating: 2.0
Wow, neg city. Album is terrible.
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Album Rating: 2.5
I think I subconsciously wanted to portray how shitty this album is by writing an equally as shitty review
I am an artist.
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Album Rating: 4.0
This review is an absolute joke and your staff rating should be removed immediately after posting this. The worst album you have ever heard? Go listen to some of those terrible Aiden albums or Alesana.. There are so many bands out there that put out terrible music. Heck, Muse is my favorite band and this album is better than their last..
This MIGHT be one of the most unoriginal albums you've ever heard.. but who gives a crap? This album is NOT a 1. You only gave this album a 1 because you wanted to hate on the band because it's cool to do that on this site. I question your integrity or at the very least your musical taste.
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Album Rating: 2.5
Just read this. I will go back, re-evaluate my integrity, and put my badge down on Jom's desk for disgracing the staff tag.
Thank you for pointing out my questionable judgment.
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Album Rating: 2.5
Yeah, but it wasn't my fault. I was too busy disgracing my staff tag.
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Album Rating: 2.0
'This MIGHT be one of the most unoriginal albums you've ever heard.. but who gives a crap? This album is NOT a 1. You only gave this album a 1 because you wanted to hate on the band because it's cool to do that on this site. I question your integrity or at the very least your musical taste.'
Saying this with a 5 rating kind of gives away your fanboy status.
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Album Rating: 2.5
Also I wrote this review like a year and a half ago before I had any staff-like obligation to write well, so lol
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Album Rating: 2.5
Yeah
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I have to admit, Happiness Machine is actually a good song. Sadly, I can't say the same for the rest of the album. It's total shit.
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Heck, Muse is my favorite bandHeck, Muse is my favorite bandHeck, Muse is my favorite bandHeck, Muse is my favorite bandHeck, Muse is my favorite bandHeck, Muse is my favorite bandHeck, Muse is my favorite bandHeck, Muse is my favorite bandHeck, Muse is my favorite bandHeck, Muse is my favorite bandHeck, Muse is my favorite bandHeck, Muse is my favorite bandHeck, Muse is my favorite bandHeck, Muse is my favorite band
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Album Rating: 1.5
lolololol
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"Did you go back in time, find a fourteen year old version of yourself, punch him in the face and force him to write this? That's honestly what this reads like - one of the worst reviews you've ever done."
lmao, rip david
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Album Rating: 2.0
god that was a great comment
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Album Rating: 1.5
Ponton's review is an excellent thread. It's a real page turner guys, check it out.
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Album Rating: 1.5
Here's a little taste of what you'll find.
"Dear Jared,
If you or any staff member of this site this, you're just proving everything I say here and even
being cowards.
So...
Where are the arguments for such crap you said? You look ridiculous and seem to be doing some kind
of rvengeance.
If you want to say something so negative, you should at least give examples to support your
arguments (can we evenrclassify what you said as arguments or just bullshit?), but you just
criticize without any basis.
Seriously, who hired you to review music on this site? Do you have any training in music and/or
journalism? You do rit for free? Probably.
I bet you have almost no money and lives at in your parent's home, or maybe a minuscule and cheap
rented rapartment. (This is the kind of arguments you use, just wanted to show how any one can do
the same job you rdo...I'm sorry for my honesty, but you're just a joke).
And yeah, you wish to be half of what any member of Sum 41 is, but you're just a loser and a joke. I
hope you don't rneed any anti-depressive pills after read this (if you're capable to follow me until
the end).
(Note: By the way, this site is so shitty that your e-mails are recognized as spam by Google. Not to
say that the site ris poorly constructed and full of bugs. This site will be dead soon.)
About Me: MSc in Informatics Engineering. Learned music for twelve years.
Thanks,
Tiagor"
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I read that whole damn thing and it was so worth it
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