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I already did. God damn, who the fuck would ever consider this good? I don't play guitar and I'm pretty sure I could come up with something better than this.

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I'm back on smell the stench, seeing what other crap I can download... Where is everybody on the album?

the guy from doomthrone sounds like per yngve ohlin compared to this kid

done with it, deleted it afterwards

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I think (hope) I'm almost finished with it. And I think this may just wear thin if I listen to more than one. I'll wait for another review, because this one was pretty good. Pos'd by the way.

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Thanks man, you think this is bad? Listen to this:



http://www.myspace.com/goatcum666



listen to 'in the forest of impaled saints'

...I somehow sat all the way through. holy crud, this stuff is so tepid... *shakes head in disbelief*

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I Know, exactly!

I am ashamed I am from the same country as goatcum. still, better than satanic destroyer. :P

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http://www.smellthestench.net/net.htm



^^ Number 393, most uninspiring album cover EVER ^^

I must said I lol'ed so fucking hard when i saw the cover of their album "Opening the Book of Filth" (a girl getting her ass licked)

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^ Oh my god yes. Thought that's what it was. And god damn, goatcum is pretty bad. Though their guitars kinda do something. The vocals(?) are terrible and song names are LOL.

http://www.smellthestench.net/net.htm

this site had me head over heels, jesus christ

number 363 is funny as fuck is that bullet for my valentine?, 350 wtf???

this label is a goldmine of awful

gotta make a hoax one person Gutted Out fanboy worship mess and send it in to them. would suit their level.

hey guys lets all make a band called "Unholy Anal Subterfuge" and they'll sign us in a heartbeat.

I don't think it is a matter of getting signed. I think it's more like "send us your stuff and we'll post it here"

Trend Basher is actually some decent noise. along with the front cover this is unforgivable though

[img]http://i45.tinypic.com/2aeyux0.jpg[/img]

Lurid Decomposing Toaster - Domain Of The Kumquat Of The Shard System

premium quality sci-fi influenced slam metal sludge, coming to your speakers as soon as I pick up my guitar and get it out of tune :P