Funny thing is...my rating would probably be the same...maybe a 2.5. I'll think about it.

You, sir, have made my day. Fantastic review.

Album Rating: 3.0

The irony is, sarcastic douche-baggery is something of a qualification on the Sputnik Staffers board.

And don't worry, I mean that in the best possible way.

I thought it was an entertaining read, nothing out of the ordinary but nice and to the point. And if you really want to know what they sound like you can always listen from myspace.

the lamest review ever written and the only dragonforce review to ever not mention the guitarists names

The discussion in this thread first made me laugh, then made me upset, and finally bored me. I see a similar thing happening were I to listen to this album, laugh->bored->upset. As someone asked earlier, how is it we have four Dragonforce albums?

I think the first paragraph needs some work. The ending is awkwardly/incorrectly phrased, and you should make "fact" plural.

There are some missing commas, particularly when you use interjections.

Other than that, it was a good review. I think that you might want to watch your longer sentences, as they approach convolution/run-on status.

The review is great because it's bluntly honest.
And can a band really be considered any kind of metal if they use a keyboard?

Uh yeah.

Album Rating: 1.0

lol



kent is so metal

Discussion is more interesting than the review/band/album.

In addition, whoever that guy was who was writing unnecessarily long comments, chill out please. Nice and concise is best

I wonder if this title was inspired by beatdowns in halo?

^^not all that unlikely. Lets be honest, Herman Li could find inspiration in a computer game about giant dildo's trying to take over the planet.

Album Rating: 1.0

cuz he can relate

cos he is a giant dildo

Album Rating: 1.0

YOU GOT IT ;D

Album Rating: 4.0

lol giant dildo lol

trying to take over the planet with his GEE-TARR playing. it's like lightning fuckers!

Album Rating: 2.5

Not a very in-depth review seeing as the only real point you have is "all their stuff sounds the same", which could be argued about almost anything that isn't Opeth related ... though a majority of the community will probably agree with you anyway



(sarcasm for the slow ones)

Album Rating: 1.0

that can't be argued about almost anything because there are too many bands with variation, and frankly after 4 albums of verrrrrry little evolution there's nothing else to say about this band except that they will remain stagnantThis Message Edited On 08.27.08