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Essence
January 14th 2009


6694 Comments


OKAY MAN I HATE JESUS HAIL SATAN

Zippermouth
January 14th 2009


1305 Comments


YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN HELL FOR EVER AND EVER!

Essence
January 14th 2009


6694 Comments


You told me to burn in hell. I will now make an argumentative inquiry as to whether your faith abides by such an action.

Zippermouth
January 14th 2009


1305 Comments


Damn it! You saw through my poorly devised insults! The shame combined with my bogus overly depressed scene kid attitude makes me want to cut myself!

Essence
January 14th 2009


6694 Comments


I will now recommend a physician and 5 decent death metal bands that you will see once and listen to once, respectively, then cut yourself anyway, fail at it, go to the hospital, come back, and inevitably find a scene girl who is the same way, confirming my original theory.

Zippermouth
January 14th 2009


1305 Comments


You're hurting my feelings! I'm gonna go turn up my Underoath and cry myself to sleep. Then maybe tomorrow I'll get a scene girl to cry myself to sleep with.

Essence
January 14th 2009


6694 Comments


OH SHIT IT'S SILVERFANG

Zippermouth
January 14th 2009


1305 Comments


Wut? Where? Lets kill him!

Essence
January 14th 2009


6694 Comments


*sigh* I knew you wouldn't get that and now I have to spell it out. You were acting the scene-kid and suddenly I was like "holy shit he's describing silverfail"

Zippermouth
January 14th 2009


1305 Comments


My scene kid brain didn't pick up on your overwhelming sarcasm forgive me O devilworshipping cynic motherfucker.

Essence
January 14th 2009


6694 Comments


Hey bro we went outta character forever ago. I was just rippin' on Silver.
Also, you said Cynic.

Zippermouth
January 14th 2009


1305 Comments


While were at it,
How can you say this band is bad?
If you can't sing the first song perfectly while playing the lead guitar behind your head you have no right to call this band bad! They do all sorts of unique things in an unique way that is totally awesome and original because its Christian! Excuse me while I go right fanboy reviews on Job for a Cowboy and look at naked pictures of scene girls and write ridiculously long comments with massive grammar and speeling errors and then bitch when you neg my awful reviews!
Meshuggah and BTBAM are the bestest bands ever!
Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic Cynic
your point being?

Essence
January 14th 2009


6694 Comments


LOL. Awesome. Cheers.

Also, I was just noticing you said it because Cynic is awesome.

poisonthewell242
May 27th 2009


12 Comments


this band has potential

Zip
May 27th 2009


5312 Comments


Not really.

MentalityOfA
October 17th 2009


1217 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I think they have a little potential, Serpent Servant was a great record.

witchxrapist
October 17th 2009


11117 Comments


I don't get how this is deathcore. Don't see much hardcore in this, idk.

Brownboy
October 18th 2009


114 Comments


its a christian band that's trying to be death metal and failing miserably.
christian death metal is an oxymoron

witchxrapist
October 18th 2009


11117 Comments


How is Christian death metal and oxymoron?

Death metal isn't defined by lyrical content, though much of it is horror themed, or even anti-Christian themed.

Doesn't mean a band can't be Christian and death metal, look at The Damascus Intervention, they're Christian death metal and they rule.

Brownboy
October 21st 2009


114 Comments


OKAY HOLD ON

you just said "how is christian death metal an oxymoron?" and then you said that death metal can be anti-christian themed...

wouldn't that defeat the purpose of being a christian death metal band?
i still stand by what i said.



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