the song welcome to my life just might be the single most emo song i have ever heard. Now i'm not dissing the review or anything it was good for this kind of music, but that song is just really annoying unless you want some rich french-canadian whining at you about how his life still sucks. I would not have rated that one any higher than a 2.

and the stupid title of the album isn't refering to sex (even though that is probably true too, minus the whinny emo chicks), but it's about respect. They "still aren't getting any respect" and now they want to tell that they aren't so that maybe they will get some. I know why they aren't getting any, and I'm supprised they haven't figured it out by now.

Ok read this if you can be fucked, its about home made explosives,whiny girls in my grade and how much i hate simple plan:
Welcome to my life
Ok so in year 7, i had to put up with whiny mf'n girls who were going "OmG sImPlE pLaN iS sOoO PuNk RaWwK". I told people that they suck. Now, I came into year 7 like such bands as:
Foo fighters (My favourite at the time, and still on of em)
Incubus
Good Charlotte (Forgive me, my lord)
Nirvana (Still 4th on my list)

Now i've changed a lot since i last posted here, but any way, at least i had some taste in music (Minus GC which put my taste down to 0). So when i told people they suck, the first reply was normally "No, you suck" or "yeah right, wheres your proof".
Then i asked them why they thought they were punk. the replies were as follows "Because they dress like it" This made me laugh hysterically. People said "If there not punk, then who is?" Now at the time, i at least had enough taste to know that GC wasnt punk. So i replyed "Rancid, The ramones, Sex Pistols and Bad Religion" They said "Yeh you just made them up".

This obviously made me furious, How could MTV poison the minds of potential girls at my age and below? Now i had only heard a few punk songs by these bands before, so i said "Alright" and with a few downloads, was able to enjoy what punk was, and i still do today.

So then i said "Wait simple plan are Good Charlotte with slightly whiner vocals and less fat people" So, relising this, my hatred for Good Charlotte rose dramitacally, as i also realised people thaught they were punk, depriving my favourite punk bands of profit and concert sales. (Although two of them dont exist anymore anyway). So, i got a toilet tube, sparkler dust, a long line of tissues sprayed with deoderent and stuffed em into the damn toilet paper roll. I lit the long line of tissues on fine and the explosive went off (Wasnt very big). Fortunately, i had positioned it on top of my good charlotte cd. (It was worth the 2 bucks i could of got for it)

Now that im in year 8, people have slowly began hating simple plan with time. Now there are 3 people in my grade who like them (Two of them being boys!). Although i had nothing really to do with this action, time took its course (Dont ask me how). Unfortunately, with year 8 brings a new batch of annoying as hell year 7s. I was talking to one and he said "Hey your the guy who plays bass!" and i said yeh then i said "Do you like simple plan?" He made the rocker hand thing (M/) and said "Simple plan rock". My friends and i just laughed.

Yeh, i know what your thinking "Shadowed reflection is a whiny emo fag who should tell people off for liking simple plan" but c'mon! We all want to deep down.

As i mentioned i have changed and my music taste has too, currently, my favourite bands include (No order)
Smashing pumpkins
Sonic Youth (I think i am the youngest person ever to like these guys).
Nirvana
Foo Fighters
Led Zepplin
Jimi Hendrix
The Beatles
The Clash (I bought london calling today)
The Ramones
Rancid
The Sex Pistols
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Pantera
Metalica
Jefferson Airplane
And more...

So thats my story of how i came to hate simple plan..... Wait no it isnt. Basically, i hated simple plan because:
Cheesy and stupid guitar riffs, often borrowed from other bands)
Litterally no talent. I picked up my guitar, went on MX, clicked on some of their tabs and there all fucking powerchords.
No solos (There was a poor excuse for one, though)
Shit lyrics, wait, no, their lyrics soil the good name of shit.
Rely on looks (Im not gay but all the girls are in love with all of them except that bald guitarist guy, shows how much image counts today)
Think they are children ("Im just a kid")
Dont write their own songs. Im actually sure about this.
Mime live (I saw an episode of Rove, and the amp they were using was giving the sound of a Marshall, when it was a Fender or something, The singer was out of sinc with the lyrics, the bald guitarist fag wasnt pressing down on the frets but still playing with different notes at one point)
Deliberately try to reach out to the world to make them look like good people.

Wow, sorry bout the spelling, but i go to a public school. Enough said.

I can agree with all of you that Simple Plan is not punk, pop, punk-rock or pop-punk honestly I dont what they are, but I have never heard them say that they were anything but a band. Apperently everyone in here has amazingly good lifes and cant refer to having a bad day, you must be the single most luckiest people in the world and the milkyway put together. For 3 years now I have been trying to tell people that they aint "punk" it is annoying as hell to see everyone running around shouting "Simple Plan is punk".

A month ago there was an interview with two of the band members in a danish magazine for teens, and just to get it straight Denmark is NOT the capital of IKEA will someone soon understand that, this magazine's primary group is girls, so when the day arrived and I went to see Simple Plan's concert it was sold out, and not to fans but to girls who thought that Pierre is cute. Now that is just annoying.
Another thing is that everyone just seems to say "Hey, Simple Plan sux" end of sentence, and if you ask them why they think this, they say "They just do". Wow that is just talented, even first graders can do better than that.
You cant keep talking and sometimes whine about that they dont play punk, this everyone can agree on. Yep I'm a Simple Plan fan, and I dont really care that people think that they suck, that is your oppinion not mine.

9) Promise: 7/10

The intro. seems to be too long, it's not neccessarily bad or anything, just too long.This is one of those regular songs that's not neccessarilly bad or good, just plain. Nothing much more to say about this song, besides a good interlude(i guess you'd call it that?)and another kick *** solo

Simple Plan Is...
1. Not Punk Rock!!!
2. Simple Riffs and Cut My Wrist lyrics
3. Goes along with Good Charlotte as poseur pop rock.
4. Liking Simple Plan does not make you "Hardcore"
5. They will never surpass The Ramones. Never.

5. They will never surpass The Ramones. Never.

Oh man I just heard tht untitled song and all i got to say is hahahahahahahahahahaha. Laughing aside I get why girls like em I suppose same thing with good charlotte self important 'pop-punk' who when try to do a ballad completely rip off the cure well ranting over good review and simple plan solo jesu if you want to hear a solo listen to heartbreaker by Led Zepplin now THERES a solo

(Slowly) 9 out of 10.......hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Simple Plan are without doubt the worst band in the world.

Simple Plan are so hardcore, it's painful. I wish I could be half as hardcore as them. An eighth, even. And I wish I could wear half as much eyeliner. I guess I'll just keep listening to my Opeth and be an uncool, non-hardcore loser.

Damn, Simple Plan are so cool.

they used to be called "Reset". They were good, solid pop punk back then. Now they suck and I hate them.

Album Rating: 1.5

My gosh... what a band. Probably the greatest in America today. (sighs heavily and laughs until sides ache with immense pain)



P.s This band suck huge, huge bellend.

Album Rating: 1.0

Simple Plan.































ughhh.........



Why do people listen to this shit? They claim to be a voice for teen angst, but believe it or not, teenagers are deeper than screaming and being angry. So Simple Plan can go screw themselves. They represent the teenager adults are afraid of when they see a teenager walking alone down the street.

thats a little harsh MusicOfficial101... I agree their music isn't the best but give them a little credit, so what their lyrics are "emo" and usually, as you stated, "screaming and being angry" but some of their music is fairly well done...

2/5

not a great album...but an improvement from their first ablum"No Pads...No Helmets...Just Balls."

_Chewy.

This review was well set up, but he gave SIMPLE PLAN a rating above 1. thus this review is discredited.

Hey Basher Guitar, I'm not just saying this because I don't like Simple Plan, but your review could have done with a lot more. It needs more description. I'm not saying it was too short, but you used the words, "nice" and "pretty good" a little too often.

I hate simple plan, they are definitely not the teenage voice.
They are the wimps of rock and all that wrong in rock music.
They talk about nothing and the music is very poor

reading all these makes me wanna post.
SP sucks...period. The vocals aint great, theres nothing special about the drum works, same bland chords, and a pretty easy bassline even i could do (only been playing for a month)

And these guys are pop punk, no where neeeeeeeeeeear punk.
If you want punk, try the ramones, your gonna love em.

If you like pop punk, i suggest become a fan of RUFiO. Great guitarist, great bassist, great drummer, great singer, considering they are pop punk. Rufio > SP

p.s. excellent review, just biased =pThis Message Edited On 02.20.06