Album Rating: 5.0

Can it hold all my work documents is what I guess I'm asking?

She didnt give birth bro

She invented it

You guys check her gnarly new feature btw?

Album Rating: 5.0

Can she now stream 8K content?

Her baby is that paper clip from the old Word programs that pops up when you're writing a resume asking if you need help

Album Rating: 5.0

"You wrote 'intern experience', but it would be better if you wrote 3 years professional experience."

still funny how My Name is Dark's chorus sounds like that Fair to Midland one

We've got a couple juicy ones like that this year. Perfume Genius song sounding like that one Christian worship joint is my fav so far.

""You wrote 'intern experience', but it would be better if you wrote 3 years professional experience."

Honestly not a bad tip

Slag can burn.
Fucking burn.

Album Rating: 3.5

lol what

Album Rating: 3.5

god i didnt see it but a week ago tmz posted the birth cert and it really says X AE A-Xii or whatever whaaaatttttthththhthh

Album Rating: 3.5

It’s honestly really shitty to name your kid something like that I feel bad for him

Album Rating: 3.5

no yeah its awful I was really hoping it was a joke. which would have been a fucking hilarious joke but no instead it's this grim timeline where they actually did it jesus christ

planet earth dystopia/apocalypse is shaping up to be the worst movie ever

Not Another Epic Movie

instead of blade runner its tie-dye n93 selfies and naming your kid a serial code

CELLS

INTERLINKED

CELLS

INTERLINKED

Get real.

Fucking slag would’ve been told she was a massive twat in the boozer back in 93 she would’ve reflected digested formulated and concluded that yep she was a cunt.

Album Rating: 5.0

I like to picture zak just using a speech-to-text program to comment on this site.