Album Rating: 1.5

"stale dry cake with the worst kind of frosting = 3.5"



Wintersun bias, this actually in the low 3's. got some redeemable qualities

smh you guys no nothing about cakes, where's Necro to put y'all in your place gimme dat Steven Wilson spiel

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

I'll take my gourmet Duncan Hines cake and eat it too.

Album Rating: 1.5

Sara lee please

Let them eat cake

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

Little Debbie would like a word with you.

Album Rating: 1.5

at least she ain't gonna bust my nuts like Aunt Jemima

this is axiomatically worse than the s/t. Jari will be the first to admit that. Jom I think you've honestly got the audio files confounded for the 2 albums or something it's the only rational explanation.

Album Rating: 1.5

In all seriousness I hope the new one gets back to the level of the s/t. I mean the s/t is one of my fav albums ever so I don't expect that, but I expect more energy out of them this time around. This isn't terrible, just very bland.

yeah this ones cover really embodies it's sound... overwrought, style over substance, trying too hard to be grandiose sort of thing. The s/t was one of my favorite guitar albums for a long time, this one is way too reliant on keys for my taste. Hopefully the new one strikes the right balance.

Album Rating: 1.5

the first album got the "majestic"/"ethereal" atmosphere so right. The intro of Sleeping Stars still gets me.

Album Rating: 1.5

The balance between the riffs and the atmosphere on the first album is perfect.

"axiomatically"

I'm sorry BallsDeep but lest you diminish the magniloquence of your lexicon I shan't entertain the idea of your opinion holding much credence. Tally-ho.

Jom, I'm quite dubious as to whether a benighted ignoramus such as yourself can even ascertain the fundamental purport of my unparalleled lexiphanic diction so your attempts at condescension are truly risible. Good day

"a x i o m a t i c a l l y"

I am become Jom, apparently.

dw i would never use the word axiomatically irl

lmao i figured as much

Album Rating: 2.5

more like i am become channing.