Album Rating: 4.0
what the fuck oh my god i never get jizz on my clothing because it smells so fucking bad wtf
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help
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"i went to chipotle the other day cause i was hungry as fuck and didnt realize i was wearing the same shirt i slept in and there was jizz stains all over it, people were giving me weird looks"
human chipotle
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Album Rating: 5.0
"i went to chipotle the other day cause i was hungry as fuck and didnt realize i was wearing the same shirt i slept in and there was jizz stains all over it, people were giving me weird looks"
hahaha omg hahaha omg omg omgmogmgomomom mom om gomg
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lol your jizz maybe sonic bro
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Album Rating: 4.0
idk it freaks me out but i'm a pretty cleanly person after all
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dude my shirt was all black with white spots all over the place thats a little fuckin obvious
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Album Rating: 4.5
"wtf guys do you jack off with telekinesis or something"
Lmfao
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Album Rating: 5.0
thread rules
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Album Rating: 5.0
love u guys
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kate would be proud/horrified
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Album Rating: 4.0
let's run away together ire, i won't jack off all over your shirts i promise
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Album Rating: 5.0
jizz has a smell? what the fuck what are you doing to your balls?
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i dunno mine smells pretty much like dick
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Album Rating: 5.0
shitshit
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Album Rating: 5.0
god dammit
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Album Rating: 4.5
"if you worry while jerking youre missing the point"
Exactly that's why I plan ahead and then enjoy myself I don't want jizz on my clothes or in my face or any of that shit
Accidents do happen from time to time tho
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i heard if you eat pineapples then it smells and tastes sweet
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Album Rating: 4.0
yeah the smell of mine freaks me out so i have to pinch my nose when i gulp it down
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Album Rating: 5.0
haha omg sonic
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