Album Rating: 4.5
I have almost hit myself in the face a few times... Few times flew right over my shoulder
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sonic why do you take cold showers
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Album Rating: 5.0
peed hahaha
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man how embarrassing wud that b
gettin ur sis knocked up through bedsheets
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longest ive gone was like 45 minutes it was fucking amazing
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Album Rating: 4.0
wtf guys do you jack off with telekinesis or something
your hands are already down there aim your goddamn jizz
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"Few times flew right over my shoulder"
sdjklgdzfjkgbdkfjlaejrbhejrbhkjdrbhkdjfrbdkfjgbkdfjbhkadjfbhraeththrderthbfgcb cb cb cb cb cb cv
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damn right follow mike patton's advice
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i'm actually in teeafrsdafsdfuk
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Album Rating: 5.0
omg thread cant handle omg cant do it
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"dude everyone says aim but when youre in a good orgasm the last thing youre thinkin about is where your jizz is gonna land"
this holy shit
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Album Rating: 5.0
kjhnlhjn
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my roommates probalby think i'm wierd buttfuck it so much lol
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Album Rating: 4.0
worst ever is i got jizz on my hands you guys must have the control of stephen hawking
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Album Rating: 5.0
tehehe
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beardjizz ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfkcbnv,
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Album Rating: 4.5
I have to premeditate my load's destination or I get worried while jerking :/
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i went to chipotle the other day cause i was hungry as fuck and didnt realize i was wearing the same shirt i slept in and there was jizz stains all over it, people were giving me weird looks
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Album Rating: 5.0
damn
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omg
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