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JayEnder
July 15th 2022


22749 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

You 3.5's know what to do

Mort.
July 15th 2022


26405 Comments


pressure you into bumping your ratings down?

JayEnder
July 15th 2022


22749 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Shhh don't say that Mort

Mort.
July 15th 2022


26405 Comments


ok i wont bud


i will listen to this at some point becuase the hype is intriguing me

JayEnder
July 15th 2022


22749 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Welp he's gone. Like a fart in the breeze.

Project
July 15th 2022


5961 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

"You 3.5's know what to do"



you can't pressure me

LightAndGlass
July 15th 2022


1739 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Aw man. His presence brought some fun.

JayEnder
July 15th 2022


22749 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Do it Project, or so help me.



Lol true but on the brightside the handsome 4 is back

MarsKid
Emeritus
July 15th 2022


21057 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

RIP Torts



Give it a bit, he'll take another shot at it.

Demon of the Fall
July 15th 2022


39137 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I sort of maybe agreed with some of his points

Although his execution could do with some panache, no doubt

SteakByrnes
July 15th 2022


31061 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

more like pancake

JeetJeet
July 15th 2022


12849 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Bro just comes back on alts just to argue about metalcore. Like damn nigga you dont get bored with that ever?

combustion07
July 15th 2022


12886 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Saw this mentioned as aoty material in Wormrot thread so I comment to remind myself to jam the everloving shit out of jt

JayEnder
July 15th 2022


22749 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

If you aren't into this kinda music it probably won't change your mind, especially considering your chart. But hey man feel free to give it a shot!



torts is a couple fries short of a happy meal

TheTripP
July 15th 2022


4922 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

honestly a 4 is great for this album, excellent consistently great album from beginning to end, could honestly grow with time though

JayEnder
July 15th 2022


22749 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

An insane reception for sure. Makes me glad I wrote this review :]

Wildcardbitchesss
July 16th 2022


19898 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I am too jay. This is some good shit that I never would’ve heard without this review

Wildcardbitchesss
July 16th 2022


19898 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

It might not end up my aoty but push rope is my favorite song atm.

Such a fucking banger. The lyrics hit hard man

I never really got into Underoath but the comparisons I’ve seen people making make me wanna check them out more. Anyone got an album I should check out if I love this?

combustion07
July 16th 2022


12886 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Althought my chart might suggest otherwise I dig myself a fair share of metalcore and screamo stuff. I've always been unclear on what post hardcore is exactly though so if anyone wants to drop me some classics from the genre or good genre defining albums there I'd appreciate it!

I'm digging this though, especially some of the guitar parts sprinkled in there. The more chaotic cuts like Courtney, Just Relax are what's really doing it for me here. Idk about album of the year for me but I'm definitely glad I checked it out and will be revisiting it. Good review also man!

JayEnder
July 16th 2022


22749 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Thank you guys both for that, sincerely. Before I even wrote this I told myself I'd be honored to get at least one person hooked on this band. Seeing everything come together the way I wanted it to rarely happens EVER but this was one of those instances :D



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