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TBH as much as this sucks, it's not as bad as Frances the Mute, so idk if I'd call them faux Volta cuz that implies Volta is better

based ars
volta's debut is ok tho tbh

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Haven't heard the debut, but the single version of The Widow is good



Makes me wonder what The Mars Volta would be like if they mostly made bluesy alt rock instead of clusterfuck prog

Album Rating: 2.0

Frances the Mute good



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tbh I don't like At the Drive-In either, but at least I see their appeal more

"Makes me wonder what The Mars Volta would be like if they mostly made bluesy alt rock"

Absolutely cursed idea

"it's not as bad as Frances the Mute"

lets not go crazy now

Album Rating: 1.5

this album hot garbage

Album Rating: 2.0

yes it is

Album Rating: 3.0

yo gotta be honest, I still think they are like not a good recording band, but holy fuck they slam live - just saw them closing their eu tour and they fucking rocked lol

Album Rating: 2.0

'TBH as much as this sucks' YES

'it's not as bad as Frances the Mute' WHAT?

'Makes me wonder what The Mars Volta would be like if they mostly made bluesy alt rock instead of clusterfuck prog' FUCK NO, why would anyone want that?



Hero to zero in 3 comments.

Album Rating: 2.0

brutal prog

bluebottle dog
and yeah, terrible volta take. their best stuff is mostly the runaway wank that doesn't even try to take itself seriously (aside from Bedlam, which can get tae fuck)

Album Rating: 1.0

I absolutely destroy everyone who likes Black Midi and at times I even t-bag them irl in the middle of the road while the police is watching. Don't get me wrong, I'm just so rich from selling krokodil to children that I can afford to ball hard like this and bully this most pitiful fanbase. See you around.

Album Rating: 3.0

fanbase is literally 16-19 queer hipsters, I am fairly confident life already is bashing them hard enough



seriously though, their live show is insane.

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"their live show is insane"



I thought circuses were banned in the west???

something something burn centres

Album Rating: 3.0

At a certain point, they started sword fighting while fucking around a punk-ska 30 seconds cover of Iron Man. I think they are very self-aware they are a joke

Album Rating: 1.0

Self aware trash isn't any less trash. The only thing they're deconstructing is not music itself but their parents' money and patience.

i really Baseline is entirely correct, soulless wank for soulless wankers